Here We Go
And he has been crushing on me for almost a decade…
Super fan-freaking-tastic!
It’s not weird at all!
This is completely and utterly normal.
After all, normal is relative, right?
Gah!
Who the hell am I even trying to fool?!
This is super, to the power of a million, weird!
It’s like broccoli in jelly bean flavour…
That’s… I really am weird…
“This is… awkward.” I thought out loud.
Damn! I really am an awkwardness magnet!
Out of all the talents that I could have had, why do I have that particular one?!