She Used Our Son as Bait
I have two kidneys. I've given one of them to my wife, Teagan Holt.
In just one year, Teagan and her childhood sweetheart, Morgan Backman, have gone through all 72 karmasutra positions in bed. They can't wait to experience them all over again.
My other kidney is given to Morgan.
They've used 365 condoms, and the water bill is more than five times its regular rate. Teagan can't even get out of bed every day from how sore she is.
Two years later, when Morgan needs another kidney transplant in order to survive, Teagan steps into the manor on her own.
She looks everywhere for me, only to see our nine-year-old son, Milo Shepherd, crouching at the doorway.
"Milo, as long as you can convince your dad to donate his kidney to Mr. Backman, I'll allow you to come home with me."
Milo just stares up at Teagan innocently.
"But Mom, you have Dad's other kidney inside you."