Warrior Cats Memes / Funny Novels & Stories

I cower thinking of the one-time Max put her on his bike and took a picture of her, it lasted five seconds but apparently Rory had someone watching us for a long time. "Mr. Mahoney, I'm sure the picture looks bad, but the Nightmare Warriors are friends of mine. They are no part at all, a danger to my child. She loves them, they are like a bunch of uncles." I don't mention the relationship I have with their Road Captain, figured that small bit of information would be best left out.

he laughed. I felt like facepalming myself for a variety of reasons right now. The very first one being that this bastard still didn’t know Danielle was a demon. And secondly, how much more stupider could he get ? Does he think that all our warriors were drinking their life away and “humping like rabbits” in a teen party ? Fvcking dumb asshole. I might have said a similar thing before but then teen warriors were the only ones in a mess and they too, were trained to be ever ready for war like us !!

I told my warriors that we could go home early and to say they were happy would be an understatement, they were actually crazily overjoyed that some even jumped up and down like a kid being handed a new toy. But, I did have my revenge. Let's just say, they won't feel their legs for a couple of hours. "Alpha?" I turned to the voice- Max, one of my best warriors -and raised my eyebrows in question. "Good luck on your date." At that, I managed to humiliate myself by tripping over a rock and they bursted out laughing. "It's not a d-date!" I spluttered indignantly. 'Is it?' I asked no one in particular.

With no targets left, the zombies' noses twitched, scenting my direction. At that moment, my three cats that had been sleeping sprang awake. Leo's eyes opened fully. They were a luminous gold, cold and lethal, brimming with predatory intent. The cats stretched, their fluffy paws reaching forward, arching into a long, lazy stretch. Then, with a powerful push of their hind legs, they launched toward the zombies. Alarm bells rang in my head. I grabbed Leo and Luna, holding them down. "Don't rush, babies! They might not find us. If you run out there, it's suicide! This is the apocalypse—we play it safe first!"