Farewell to Love, Farewell to Us
Caleb Smith's best friend, Kevin Baker, calls me in a panic and tells me that Caleb has been in a terrible racing accident.
Without a second thought, I rush to the hospital and donate two pints of blood to save him.
As I walk past a hospital room, I freeze. There's Caleb—standing perfectly healthy beside a hospital bed.
Kevin throws his head back and howls with laughter. "It's April Fools' Day. We actually managed to trick Winnie Jewel into donating two pints of blood. Too bad that it's useless, though. We might as well feed it to the stray dogs."
Vivian Jewel, lying in a hospital bed, looks up at Caleb. "Caleb, don't you think that's a bit much?"
A fond smile curves Caleb's lips as he