Wedding Quotes Funny

Labis ang galak sa puso ni Tamarah when she found out she's pregnant. She wanted to surprise her husband on their upcoming wedding anniversary, pero ganoon na lamang ang gulat nya nang makita ang asawa sa hospital kasama ang maid nila—Their maid is pregnant with her husband's child! Tamarah left the country. Two years later and she's back with her triplets, at sisiguraduhin niyang magbabayad ang dati niyang asawa.

Nakatanggap ako ng tawag isang araw bago ang aking kasal. "Miss McPherson, may sumira sa venue mo." Nagmamadali akong pumunta sa hotel nang may pagkalito at nakasalubong ko lang ang isang babaeng winwagayway ang wedding photo ko "You homewrecking skank! Inakit mo ang asawa ko at ginastos mo ang pera niya sa kasal na ito!" Naniwala ang karamihan sa kanya at nagkagulo. Pati ang manager ng hotel ay galit sa akin. "Alam ko nang may mali dito dahil hindi nagpakita ang groom! Hindi ka niya tunay na asawa!" Ang mga tao ay marahas na nagkagulo. Sa kaguluhang iyon, nakunan ako. Sa kasagsagan ng aking galit, tinext ko ang secretary ko: [Kanselahin ang kasal, at sipain si Matteo Brando sa aking kumpanya!] Ang kapal ng mukha niya na itago ang kabit niya gamit ang kayamanan ko! How dare she challenge me! Sisirain ko sila!

In a terrible tragedy, Alona did not expect to meet Kenneth again, the man she fell in love with a year ago. A big responsibility will be given to both of them where they will take care of a child and become its parents. Will Alona be able to avoid the playful whip of fate on them or will she let fate make a way to resume her love with Kenneth that was cut off due to a delusion. Did she survive co-parenting with a playboy?

She was rich, gorgeous and perfectly amiable. She has a bright and bubbly personality. She's Aeliana Hiraya and everyone calls her señorita. Pinagkasundo siyang ipakasal ng kanyang ama sa anak ng kaibigan nito, subalit hindi siya sumipot sa araw ng kasal. She's not stupid, so why would she show up on the wedding day and marry the man she doesn't love? She ran away, kahit pa na magalit sa kanya ang daddy niya. Her father's bodyguards chased her, and tried to bring her back to their Hacienda. She hid herself in a car to escape from those bodyguards. But something unexpected happens. Sa gulat ni Aeliana ay hindi niya akalain na meron din palang nakasakay sa kotse na 'yon at gumagawa ng kababalaghan. She didn't expect to see and meet three charming, fine-looking, hunky and drop-dead gorgeous men na kapwa mga nakahubad. Ang Hellion Triplets. The triplets who are sexually attracted in her eyes. The Triplets who fell in love with her at first sight and now they want to win her heart. Dahil bata pa lang silang tatlo ay may ipinangako na sila sa isa't-isa, and that is to share. Hindi sila maramot, handa nilang tatlo na paghatian ang atensyon at pagmamahal niya. They have no other wish but to get Aeliana, the gorgeous girl who makes their hearts go crazy and they want her in their arms. She is only for the Hellion Triplets. They will give everything or anything to her, and love her no matter who she is. Is she ready to have and enter into a polyandrous relationship? Handa nga rin ba si Aeliana na papasukin sa buhay niya ang Triplets na sabay na kumakatok sa puso niya? Ang Triplets na walang ibang nais kundi ang mahalin at maangkin siya?

Thunder's only sibling Lightning was found dead inside a secluded bar where he was believed to be last seen with Rufius, a mafia leader and one of the ruthless businessmen in the underworld organization. Puzzled on why his brother was entangled with such a man, he swore in his grave to avenge his untimely and brutal death. He starts digging on Rufius’s background, searching for links to give him a clearer path for his revenge with a help from a total stranger. There he discovered Rufius’ twin sister Rain, who was the total opposite of Rufius in every aspect. Thunder formed an unfair plan against her, by using her and have access to her brother’s life. He did everything for her to fall for him. But in the process of his pretend relationship with Rain, Thunder fell head over heels in love with her. Rufius did everything in his power to tear the relationship apart, even ordering his men to dispatch Thunder. But they failed to accomplish the task, so he uses his connections and quickly arranges a marriage for her. Thunder was helpless and almost gave up his love until he discovered who he really was and the truth about his real identity was revealed. Thunder appeared at Rain’s wedding day as the legitimate and only son of the most powerful mafia lord of their generation. He did not only regain the woman he fell in love with, but also avenged his brother’s death the minute Rufius got killed during their massive shoot outs. He became the most respected mafia lord not only to his subordinates, but to every mafia clan there is. He was known as the only mafia lord who possesses a fearless yet a heart made of pure gold.

Aria could never imagine herself walking down the aisle, flashing a smile, and wearing a beautiful white wedding dress. Never had ever crossed her mind to get married. She's sure and knew it better than anyone. As cliché as it is, Aria's meant to marry the son of her mother's best friend, Ashton. Aside from the fear of commitment, she also doesn't want to be with someone she doesn't even love. After all, she is just a woman who never experienced true love before. Months passed when the preparation for her wedding came. She met Easton, a famous fashion designer in the Philippines. As Easton was taking measures for her gown, he accidentally clasped her two little mountains resulting for Aria to act instinctively and greeting him with a powerful uppercut that made his nose bleed with ketchup. There's no doubt that their expected first encounter was a total disaster. The day of her wedding came, and she finally decided to run away before she could even set foot in the sacred church and taint her soul. At that time, all that she could think of was to run and before she knew it, she finally arrived at her desired destination. . . unknowingly at Easton's wounded heart.

A perfect wedding and a full of love and faithfulness marriage is one of the things that Blythe Sabrina Blanca looked forward to. Sa mundong puro failed marriage ang nasaksihan niya gusto niyang maging kasalungat no’n ang kapalaran ng buhay-asawa niya. Pero hindi nakiayon sa kanya ang tadhana dahil isang pangyayari ang nagdulot ng malaking problema sa pamilya niya na nagtulak sa kanya para pakasalan si Grayson Luchavez, the eldest grandson of her grandfather’s close friend. Kailangan niyang gawin iyon para makatulong sa pamilya niya, lalo pa’t malubha ang kaniyang ama. Hindi niya kayang maging pabigat sa pamilya lalo pa’t naturingan pa naman siyang pinakamatalino sa limang magkakapatid. Her dream wedding and marriage life vanished in that instant. But what if their marriage will work even, it’s started wrong and loveless? Will she take the risk?

Aia Hera isang 18 years old college student na papasok sa kakaibang company na marami pang iba't ibang klase ng trabaho.

**When ambition blinds you to what truly matters, but one woman helps you see the light...** Victor Difabio once believed that winning the **Best Actor Award** would fill the emptiness in his life. He sacrificed everything—his time, his body, and his very soul—only to find that success comes at a devastating cost. The moment he finally achieves his dream, tragedy strikes when his beloved, **Phinea Lawson**, takes her own life, leaving Victor with nothing but a trophy and a heart full of regret. --- *"I need to make things right,"* Victor vows, awakening to find himself back in time, just before his wedding day. *"This time, I will prioritize your happiness, Phinea."* As he sets out to spoil her and repay the debts of his past, Victor embarks on a new project that intertwines their fates: an adaptation of Phinea’s favorite novel, **"Suddenly, I Know Nothing."** He works tirelessly to ensure its success, unaware of the profound connection between the story and their lives. --- *"You think you can change the future?"* Phinea asks, her eyes filled with hope and skepticism. *"What if the past is already written?"* Victor's heart races as he faces the challenges of fame, jealousy, and the haunting shadows of their past. With adversaries lurking in the wings, including Phinea's twin sister, **Peregrine**, he must navigate a treacherous path to protect the woman he loves. --- *"You don’t understand, Victor,"* Phinea says, tears glistening in her eyes. *"I’m not worthy of your love. I’m not even a true Lawson."* Victor steps closer, his voice firm. *"You are everything to me, Phinea. Your worth isn’t defined by your name. You are the woman who saved me from myself."* --- **What happens when a man driven by ambition learns that true happiness lies in love and connection?**

Grace Fajardo grew up in a small province in Palawan. Simula pagkabata ay namulat na siya sa hirap ng kanilang kalagayan. They're not financially stable, Grace had to take scholarship para makapag-aral. When she graduated college, lumuwas siya sa Manila until she became a Wedding Coordinator. After the incident in the hotel where it took place, ginawa ni Grace ang lahat makalimutan lamang ang pangyayari. Gayunpaman, hindi niya magawang kalimutan ang ginawa ng mapangahas na lalaking pumasok sa kanyang room sa nasabing hotel lalo na't muntik na niyang maibigay ang sarili rito. Tyron Villarreal is a business tycoon and the CEO of their own company at the age of 25. He owns several branches of High-Caliber Guns in Asia and is also a member of a highly confidential Organization. He loves his grandfather so much that he would do everything that his grandfather would asked him to, even if it means he have to find a girlfriend— bago nito ibigay ang hacienda sa kaniya. Desperately, Tyron used his connections to find the woman he accidentally met in the hotel, definitely not planning of letting her go. In order to pay the debt of Grace's parents to Tyron, she had no choice but to accept the deal he offered. Tama kaya ang naging desisyon ni Grace na tanggapin ang alok ni Tyron? O itong desisyon na ito ang pagsisihan niya habang-buhay?