The Ice King’s Fake Fixer
“I will allow holding of hands. Endeavour to carry a pair of gloves, please and thanks.”
He shook his head. “No, I mean, we have to kiss. In public. I’ll hold your hands yes, hold your waist. You sit in my lap sometimes. I’ll pick you up. Bring you to my place, make the whole thing much more believable. No one believes anyone is dating just by holding hands.”
I must’ve looked green in the face cause he looked offended. “What’s wrong with doing all those things with me? I’ll have you know, many girls will scramble for a chance to be in a relationship with me. I’m a catch, you know.”