When His Favorite Joke Walked Away Novels & Stories

Sitting her chair up she looked me in the eyes as I chuckled at her joke. “Oh my sweet Gabi.” I said, voice filled with emotion. “My work here is done.” Thaddeus said, attempting to pop his invisible collar. I nod to him in thanks. My best friend and brother, the most inappropriate time ever to crack a joke but in doing so, he was able to break my girl out of her funk and bring her back to me. I would still beat him later, but it was him that had been able to wake her. Thad just looked at her in sadness then back to me and nodded. It was then I could tell my best friend had wanted his own mate and little ones. Thaddeus left without another word.

My lips parted and my eyes widened when I saw that he had nothing left for me. “N-noo…” I said weakly, he left nothing for me. It’s just pure chickenjoy. “B-why did you run out?!.You left nothing to me.” Disgusted I said to him and I barely shrugged. “It’s okay, there are still the chickenjoys and then the others you want to eat.” He smiled at me and he looks like he doesn’t feel guilty for what he has done to me. “It’s annoying, it’s also my favorite because you just finished it.” I kept talking to him and sulking.

He was surprised by what i did but I urged him to trust me and park his car far off from where we were going. After moving away from his car, we walked down the tarmacked road. He tucked his hands in his pockets and I couldn't help but think how different he looked from the civil Cain I knew. I finally broke the silence by asking him a couple of questions about his love for hotdogs, his allergies and we went on and on until we finally reached my favorite place ' Luigi's stall'

Jade “Let’s do another one!” the bartender yelled. “What has two feet and hops but can’t walk straight?” “Kangaroo!” I yelled. “Chicken with disabilities!” yelled Conan as I laughed. “That’s not a thing.” “Yes it is. I’ve seen one back at the pack. It was a funny sight. Little fella couldn’t walk.” We argued on and on about the answer and I won again. For almost two hours after the bartender had led us away from the beach, we had been in the bar playing a game of question and answer. It had been nice having to stay with someone that wasn't a werewolf but was an ordinary human.

But then, it was only the both of us in the room, his grandmother was already asleep, and I was sure he was aware of that. “Go for a walk with me.” I heard him say it again. “Me?” I asked, surprised, pointing at myself. He rolled his eyes. “Yes. Of course, there are only both of us here, or do you want to wake my grandmother up, so she would go for a walk with me?” He asked dramatically. I was amused by his question. I did not know that the most feared Alpha Moses knew how to crack jokes, but I did not dare laugh at his jokes, in case he got mad at me for daring to laugh.

I looked at him and my head got hot when he just stopped laughing. "You're laughing there, huh?! It's so painful!" I said out loud. "You said last night that it's okay that you won't be able to walk tomorrow, thank you because you're still able to walk." He said laughing. I looked at him badly. "Wow, thank you huh!" Philosopher I said. "Your welcome." He bowed at the same time. I was about to start walking but I couldn't because it was really painful. I didn't know that it was so painful, if only I had known... 'But I enjoyed it'

he asked, his eyes sparkling as he grinned at me. I nodded and sat up to listen to him, wanting to hear anything that would distract me from the pain I had been feeling in my heart since my father passed. "Okay. I've got a joke to make you feel better," he said, his voice light and playful as he got ready. "Okay, I could use a laugh. Go ahead,” I said, raising an eyebrow, intrigued. Anthony cleared his throat as he said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?" . "I don't know, why?"

Sure enough, Adrian closed his mouth. "Darling, then I will tell you a joke. There was a toothpick that was walking along the road. Just then, it saw a hedgehog running past the middle of the road, and then it shouted something at the hedgehog. Guess what it shouted? Yes, it is called the hedgehog 'bus'!! Haha, it's funny, isn't it?" RK felt that listening to Adrian's jokes would make him want to sleep even more than listening to him recite poems. This guy couldn't even tell a good joke. What was the meaning of telling a joke that everyone already knew? Would Stella laugh? What a childish kid.

He took my lips in his again and kissed me this time, slowly, until we heard footsteps down the hallway. I immediately pulled away from him and dragged him out of there through another door. We barely made it out in time. We both laughed and chuckled when we got to his car outside, "You really don't act your age." I felt my smile drop when his dropped, "Really? You're going to use that against me." He chuckled and pointed at my face, "You need to start learning how to take a joke." I did until I met these motherfuckers, Adrian and Alfredo, and then suddenly I wasn't sure what was a joke or not.

Maybe this whole cruel and inhumane show was also part of the joke. Before the man could walk away, I shouted. “Excuse me, I deserve to know what is happening here and why I am here? Is this some kind of joke?” He stopped in his tracks, amusement flashing in his eyes as he stared at me before he opened his mouth. “Joke?” I bobbed my head, nervousness crawling into my spine for a reason I couldn’t understand. Suddenly, he laughed out loudly, and all the other wicked-looking men dressed in the same outfit as him followed along with the amusement.