When His Favorite Joke Walked Away Novels & Stories

After the final examinations, my four best friends asked me to play a game of truth or dare. When it was my turn, Julian Smith, who had just reconciled with the wealthy Smith family, dared everyone to tell their first-choice college. All of my friends said that their first-choice college was West University. Lily Anderson slid the college application form before me. She smirked as she tapped on my straight A's result slip. "I dare you to change your first-choice college from North University to West University with us. No backing out!" That night, in front of their watching eyes, I signed the updated college application form. Lily also agreed to be my girlfriend, after everyone c

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

The audience applauded him as he left the stage as fast as his fat legs could carry his body, before he burst into tears. “Now, we are left with you two.” He looked from Ayomide to Lateefah and smiled. “Both of you look like you want to cry.” He laughed at his own joke. Ayo and Lateefah looked down shyly, while the latter let out a faint smile. “You ought to be happy given that you were able to remove two of the boys.” He smiled broadly. He seems to be having a good time with his jokes. Both Ayo and Lateefah smiled back while the audience applauded yet again.

I would forgive them even though this joke had shredded me into so many bits that I couldn’t collect. “ Shall we take him with us? You know, as a sort of apology.” “ No way!! Honey…. He won’t be able to afford a dinner at ‘The Grande’ even if he works for his whole life. Let’s not spoil his habits.” She said and walked away, away from this room and away from my life.

We started eating and just talk about music and his lame pick-up lines that I admit sells me. “I have a joke” he said while having a big bites on his bake mac. "What?" "What do you call a fat bee?" "What?" "CHUB-BEE zzz zzzz" I smile at his failed joke but he laughs with laughter it looks like he enjoyed his jokes before. "You know you just ate there so we could go home" he laughed and continued eating and so did I. After we east he paid the bills and drove me home. "See you tomorrow," I said as he looked out the window of his car.

It wasn’t a great joke! “Me, me, me— what?!” “Scoundrel!” I outraged and left him alone. I am even stomping my feet on the ground as I move away from him.

he cracked a really lame joke. I raised my one brow at him. "Lame...I know it was lame joke. Anyway, congrats again. We will be meeting a lot from now on. See you around." he said and left. Well, that was really weird. I shrug it off and start doing my work again. By the time I was finish it was very late, so I decided to go home and sleep a lot. Since it was Friday and I have two days off, so I can sleep as much as I want.

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out. “You know like monkeys eat bananas…so as in mon-key…like a key…”And then he sighed.”..I didn’t get the joke as well.I just thought you might find it funny.” And then I laughed at that. He told me more jokes until we got to the front of my house and then he handed me the groceries bags. “Good night,Maliyah.”He said. “Good night.”I murmured,staring at him and not wanting to part ways with him.

With a sigh I tried to sleep as I had a University to attend to the next day. It was a week after Arman left for South Africa. And I was over the moon. I felt free and away from stress and fear. Everyone was present, having fun in the garden, talking and laughing, as only the young generation was present, we were laughing liking maniacs after centuries as Ammar told his sastay and lame Jokes. 'what do you call Mr bean standing far away?' 'what?' 'door bean.' he laughed out so loud, where as we just smiled at him who was thrashing in his chair.