Whitty Banter Novels & Stories

I tapped on her message and fired back a quick response. Bethany: [Earlier Message] Hey, Tristan! I finally got that promotion at work I've been busting my butt for! 🎉 Me: Wow, Beth, so they finally acknowledged your existence at the office? Color me impressed! 😮 [Within seconds, Bethany responded...] Bethany: [Sarcastic] Oh, you're too kind, Tristan. But seriously, I'm over the moon. I might even catch up to your level of success one day. 😜

he said, his voice more confident and almost cheerful now, he let out a brief smile and called out to his pals, “Come down now, don't be shy” “I can be many things Hatter but I’m sure as hell not shy,” the feisty little hamster with a sword came whipping it around in style, obviously showing off her skills. “Hello, hello, nice to meet you all,” she said, putting away her sword with her nose high. “Yes, this Susan-” “Well I know, I was going to say it!” Susan cut in, “Good day to you all, my name is Susan.” Her voice was loud and strong, coming from such a tiny body and her accent was thick.

he sent back. "No....." she sent playfully, adding an angel emoji to the message. "Nice," he replied. "I'm getting' in that thing next. Have a gropey day at the titty factory, buttslut." "Thanks!" she sent. Kenny always seemed to know how to cheer her up, and his banter had done just that. **

he nodded, "Well done. You're not so clumsy, after all." "Neither are you with words." "Ha! Eloquence isn't my forte, but don't think I'll surrender to your quips without a fight." "Then you already admit your defeat!" I shot back. Damn, I didn't know I was this good! He laughed and smacked his thigh. "You're quite right, I do," he said, bowing graciously, "It seems in wit, I am outmatched, Miss Phillips." "Oh, I don't know," I said, "You just need to be faster with your repartee."

"What's so funny?" "You're just entertaining," Charlie admitted. I elbowed him in the side, making him cover his side. "You're mean." Charlie pouted. "Oh suck it up you big baby. You're perfectly fine." "You don't know that." He complained. "You are the winiest person I've ever met." "Not true!" As we walked downstairs to the kitchen, Bane and his Twin brother Ferrell were having an argument. Again. "No, mashed potatoes are better without gravy," Ferrell argued.

Roman, Emily, Elliot, and I shared anecdotes, teasing one another with good-natured humor that ignited fits of laughter. Roman, with his charismatic charm, had a knack for weaving tales that left us in stitches. His animated gestures and clever wordplay had the power to brighten even the gloomiest of days. Emily, by his side, added her own witty remarks, her laughter ringing like music in the air. Together, they formed a dynamic duo, effortlessly bringing smiles to our faces.

A compliment from Alice. “How long were you guys married?” I was not ready for that question from Frank, how long were we married anyway? Was it written on our script? “Two years.” Zander sense the seconds of silence “That’s why, when you reach 7 years and still wear paired color of dress I will cut my right thumb haha” sarcastic words from Garry.

“I didn’t mean to make you feel like you couldn’t talk to me.” Daisy hugged her back tightly. “I know. I just miss you sometimes.” They stayed like that for a moment, the embrace grounding them both. When they pulled apart, Daisy wiped at her face dramatically. “Anyway,” she said, forcing a smirk, “you probably won’t meet me when you get back.” Chelle rolled her eyes. “Yeah. You’re going for your dick appointment.” “Hey!” Daisy laughed. “No. No. It’s not—okay, it might get there, but still. It’s not like that yet.”

He covered the mark as he yelled, “Ouch!” “That’s going to leave a mark, and then the whole office will think it’s a hickey from you.” He stood up and smiled devilishly. “That’s going to be waaaaaay worse than you getting flowers from an old fling.” “Get out.” She turned and started to work on her wrap-up presentation for her meeting with Mr. Vandenbilt, everyone else having far too much fun for getting anything done. “I’m teasing and you know it. Well, sort of.”

nakangiwi ito habang sinasabi ang huling mga kataga. "Ang boring naman no'n. Boring na nga ang lifestyle ni Martin, boring pa ang gustong makasama?" "Ang lupit talaga nito. Saka seryoso ang relasyon na gusto no'n hindi iyong mga make out make out lang or MU na nakasanayan mo. Pihikan siya at ever since isa lang ang naging jowa. Ikaw ba naka ilan?"