You Re So Dumb Jokes

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Tisha Stewart, a twenty two year old virgin gets her life turned upside down in just one day. She loses her wealthy father to the cold hands of death, she learns that her fake friend who stole her boyfriend is her step-sister, and to top it all, she is forced to spend the night with an old sleazebag to pay off her late father's supposed debt. Spencer Grant is a handsome and sexy billionaire who avoids being in the spotlight. When a business rival attempts to set him up and spikes his drink, Spencer books a hotel room and orders an escort. In a twist of fate, Tisha ends up in Spencer's hotel room. She needs a place to hide and he needs a woman to pass the night. Spencer mistakes Tisha for the escort he ordered and they spend a passionate night. When he wakes up in the morning, Spencer finds Tisha gone. Not only is there no trace of her but the evidence of her innocence stares him right in the face. Now Spencer is determined to find this mysterious girl who has not only stolen his heart but whose face now haunts his dreams. THIS BOOK CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE

Siya si Kellissa Elarque. Labing walong taong gulang na estudyante na nag-aaral ng kursong Business Administration sa isang unibersidad. Scholar na Bayan. Breadwinner ng kanyang pamilya. Bukod sa pagiging isang matalinong estudyante, marami ang nabibighani sa taglay niyang ganda sa kabila ng laging suot nitong may kalakihan na puting t-shirt at leggings na pinaresan ng lumang itim na rubber shoes. Binansagan pa ang dalaga bilang "Beauty and Brains" ng kanilang department. Tahimik lamang itong estudyante at tila ba walang pakielam sa paligid. Ngunit nagbago ang lahat sa takbo ng buhay niya simula nang buksan niya ang kanyang puso sa isang Cayden Guerrero. Ang isang sikat na basketball player na tinaguriang "King of Court." Isang binata na epitome ng "Tall, dark and handsome". Na para bang isang ngiti lang niya ay kaya nitong patibukin ang puso ng kahit sino man. Tama nga ba ang naging desisyon niya na bigyan ng pagkakataon ang binata o magiging sanhi lamang ng pagguho ng mundo niya?

A very successful businessman who was willing to sacrifice even his family for his goal to become the most powerful man in the world was reborn to the earth two hundred thousand years after only to find the world different from what he knew. Humans now have necro which can improve their abilities, turning them into superhumans which help them fight extraterrestrial-like creatures known as kuishinbos. In a new world where necros define power, Vander has none. How will he survive? How will he persevere? Will he continue his goal? Join Vander in his unforgettable experience in overcoming all the obstacles he will face in the new world.

Si Danielle Tina Fajardo ay ampon ng mga Fajardo. Sa kabila ng masamang pagtrato ng magulang nito sa papel ay nandyan naman si Madam Anna, ang kanyang lola, na mahal na mahal at tanggap siya kaya kung ituring niya ito ay ang kanyang hero. Ngunit isang araw, bigla na lamang ito namatay na nagpaguho sa mundo ni Danielle. Ang taong tumanggap sa kanya, ang taong nagbigay ng pagmamahal sa kanya ay bigla na lamang nawala. Paano na ito sa kamay ng kanyang masamang magulang? Ngunit sa araw na rin iyon ay halos gumuho ang mundo nito nang makatanggap ito ng kontrata na iniwan sa kanya ng kanyang lola at isa itong Arrange Marriage Contract! Mas gumuho ang mundo nang malaman na ipapakasal pala ito sa kanyang childhood crush na si Aries Florenzo. Ang the most handsome and most wealthiest man in the Philippines! Naging mag-asawa ito ngunit hindi maramdaman ni Danielle ang pagmamahal na gusto niyang maramdaman kay Aries kaya isa na lang pag-asa niya, ang malaman ni Aries na magkakaanak na sila. Ngunit bago pa niya sabihin ito ay halos madurog ang kanyang puso nang inabot ni Aries ang divorce paper dahil sa pagdating ng kanyang ex-lover, ang totoong mahal niya. Dahil sa bigo at sakit na idinulot ni Aries kay Danielle ay napagpasyahan nitong umalis at magpakalayo-layo ngunit sa hindi inaasahan, dumating ang isang lalaki na tutulong sa kanya upang magbago ng tuluyan ang kanyang buhay.

Wala sa plano ni Francyn na pumayag sa pustaan ng mga kaibigan niya. Hindi rin niya alam kung bakit siya napapayag ng mga ito gayong hindi naman niya ugaling manloko ng tao para lang makaganti ang kaibigan niya sa lalaking nangloko dito. Pero sadyang mapagbiro ang tadhana sa kaniya. Kung si kupido nga nagawang panain ang puso ng mga sawi siya pa kayang ni minsan hindi pa naranasan paano ang magmahal. Paano kung siya mismo ang mabiktima ng kalokohan ng mga kaibigan niya. Paano kung siya mismo ang mahulog sa lalaking akala niyang nanakit sa kaibigan niya. Kaya ba niyang pigilan ang nararamdaman para sa isang kaibigan? O susugal siya sa pag-ibig na ngayon lang niya naramdaman.

Paano mapa sayo ang puso ng taong mahal mo kung may mahal siyang iba? "Minahal ko na lang siya sa malayo." Ganito inilarawan ni Michaella Gomeza ang pagmamahal niya sa kanyang kaklase na matagal na niyang gusto. Ignacio John Baltimoore, gandang lalaki at kayamanan ay nasa kanya na lahat. Pero kahit nasa kanya na ang mga katangian ay hindi parin siya kayang mahalin ng babaeng nagugustuhan niya dahil may mahal na ito na iba. Binaling ni Ignacio ang atensyon niya sa kanyang kaklase at ka seatmate na si Michaella hanggang they both agreed to pretend to be girlfriend and boyfriend. Paano kaya sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay pareho silang nagkasala at na balitaan ni Michaella na buntis siya. Will she stay and tell or run away?

A short and sweet story just nice for bedtime. Guaranteed that no brain cells will be used. Might be illogical but.... Sypnopsis: Luo Jingli was brought up in a single parent family and his mother earns enough only to make ends meet. He was just searching for a job to feed himself and pay for his mother’s eye surgery, but life is not always as easy as you think, especially for Luo Jingli... However, he unexpectedly found more than just a job... Scum top Li Zheng that turned over a new leaf x thin and weak bottom Luo Jingli that fell in love at first sight.

"Take my life but don't ruin my soul, please... I...I am a widow, " Tears streamed down from her eyes watching that sinister man hovering over her and she softly hissed, when he slightly pressed the tip of the knife against her chin. "I didn't take your husband's life in front of your own eyes so that I could let you go, " And her gaze got befuddled when she had found him to wipe the that knife against those tears in the corner of her eyes which made her fear to engulf her more vigorously because she thought he was going to pierce it into her skin because she had seen him taking uncountable number of lives with no remorse. She again shut her lashes and waited to feel the sharp pain of her skin penetration but in the very next second, she felt the knife to get apart from her skin and warm drops of liquid falling on her lips and her eyes got opened when that liquid proceeded inside her parted lips and her tongue felt that metallic taste and see saw his palm bleeding. She teared up like a child by watching his soul quivering smirk. "Leave me.. Lea..." Her words got stucked into her throat when she felt his palm to grab her jaw which made her stirred and then she looked into his flaming darken eyes with her redden watery ones and her body turned numb ,feeling his palm getting inside her panties whereas, her eyes never stopped shedding tears . "Why? " That question fell out from her mouth which was reeking over her whole existence that why . Why she was going to endure all of that and why she was fated to get ruined by him ? "BECAUSE I AM INSANE FOR YOU " *DARK ROMANCE*

Blurb: Malaking katuparan para kay Olivia ang maipakasal siya kay John Carlos na ikalawang anak na lalaki ng pamilya Carlos ngunit lingid sa kanyang kaalaman na kayamanan lamang niya ang siyang dahilan ng pagpayag nito na pakasalan siya. Hindi matanggap ni John Carlos na ipinambayad utang siya ng kanyang mga magulang, kaya naman hindi nito binigyan ng magandang pagtrato si Olivia. Dahil doon ay inatake si Olivia sa puso na kinakailangan pang dalhin sa America. Ngunit sa pagtataka ng kanyang asawa at pamilya nito ay ibang tao na si Olivia ng magbalik sa kanila. Isang Olivia na handang maghiganti at bawiin ang lahat ng sa kanya. May natitira pa kayang pag-ibig sa puso niya para kay John? O galit pa rin ang siyang mamayani hanggang sa huli?

"Five years and that's all you have to say to me?" he asked. Standing so close she could taste his breath. She wanted to move away from him. But she didn't want him to know just how much he affected her. So she stood right there. She wasn't going to let him intimidate her. "Well... Is there anything else you want me to say?" she asked The side of his mouth moved upwards. He was smiling? Why the hell was he smiling like that? She thought. She didn't remember saying anything funny. "You left... Kitty" he said. "I asked you to stay... Begged you to stay... And you left anyways.. With him. And now you come back... Acting like everything is okay between us...?" There was something about him... She thought. Something about the way he called her 'Kitty' that made her heart flip. "You shouldn't have gone with him". He said. "Oh really? Why not? Because you didn't want me to?" she asked. She was starting to get angry. "Yeah that's right" he replied. "And because of what you felt for me -what we felt for each other. When I came near you, you felt an excitement so intense that you ceased to breathe --like you are feeling right now. You wanted me just as much as I wanted you. And that should have been enough to make you stay" -------------------- Katherine Kavell has been in love with Jensen Packard ever since she was a teenager... And all she had ever wanted was for him to see her as more than his best friend's sister.Only he never did. So she decided to leave. But when she returns five years later with her son, Jensen Packard knows that he can't let her go for the second time.