Your Momma Jokes

"Be my wife for 365 days, and I'll forget your father's debt to me. Just be Mrs. Urquio for one year, then I'll set you and your brother free." Isang alok kung saan walang option na pagpipilian. Sa pagpayag ni Manuela Iriz Ibañez, may pag-ibig kayang umusbong sa kanilang dalawa ni Uno Juaquin Urquio na isang mafia boss? May happy ending kaya para sa kanilang dalawa kung sa gitna ng kanilang kasunduan ay puro pagsubok ang huhulma sa relasyon nilang nagsimula sa isang kontrata.

"Vee bumangon ka muna! Ipapakilala ko sayo iyong bago mong bodyguard." Kahit inaantok pa ay bumangon ako at bagot na tinignan si Daddy. "What? Bodyguard na naman! Ayoko na nga ng ganyan eh! Nakakasawa na--" napahinto ako sa pagsasalita ng may lalaking pumasok sa kwarto ko. "Sino siya?" "Vee meet your new bodyguard, James Villianuevva." "Ito? New bodyguard ko? Seryoso ka dad?" "Yes, and I am sure magugustuhan mo siya. Magkakasundo kayo sa mga bagay-bagay, lalo na kung mag sho-shopping ka at pagdating sa mga makeup--" "Babae lang ang mahilig mag shopping at mag makeup dad." Saad ko at napatampal sa noo ko. "I'm gay." Muntik ng malaglag iyong panga ko sa sinabi niya.

T A G A L O G R O M A N C E (Maybe,waking up beside your crush is the best thing that happen in my life,who would think that your dream girl will be your first and last? Im just a nerdy boy with so many dream and wishes in life,but they're just few left now,somehow other's come true) Si Hime ay isang babaeng nabubuhay na puro lungkot at pighate nalang Ang nararanasan sa buhay,siya ay nagmahal at nagkaroon nang kasiyahan sa buhay pero kaagad Rin Lang itong binawi,paano kaya Kung may kapalit pala iyong mas better pa pero Hindi na siya ready pa sa love?

"You're saying?" "I'm saying, I know you're avoiding me." She froze. "I see the way you look at me Tarah." Their eyes met. But she quickly looked away. "Look at me darling." He said huskily. He lifted her chin. She finally looked at him in his soul sucking eyes. "Are you attracted to me?" "No." She lied. TARAH What do you do when you feel things you never felt before? Feelings you never thought you would feel, towards someone you shouldn't feel that to. Feelings you should never feel towards your husband's brother. And what if it happens, he feels the same. What do you do? What do I do? How could I keep myself away from him, when we live under one roof. How can I not get attached to him, when he's all I am into. He showed me my darkest desires I never thought I had. He awakened my deepest feelings. He opened the door to my heart, and my damn legs as well. He was the greatest temptation that I failed to resist. I never thought of getting married through a contract. More so of falling in love with my husband's brother. EZEKIEL The marriage contract wasn't entirely legal, but still, a grooms valid name was needed. There was no second bastard son at all, and I couldn't come up with a name. So, I put my name on it. Making Tarah married to me. Yes. To me. She's married to me. Which she didn't know. And wouldn't know. I know she's just adopted, but I'll still mess around her, as planned. And what could I do? She's undeniably very pretty. So pretty. I wanted her attention on me. I want her. I want my wife. I want what's mine. I'll do everything to get her.

Rimiera, an island which was surrounded by two villages,a city, and a province. The village of the ceruleans, known as the Ice Tavern, the kingdom of charmers, named Charm city, the Raven domain of colossians, where night never leaves and the province of Leviathans, also known as Levi’s forest. I am a Leviathan, they told is that we are the strongest race. In our race, I am the weakest... I have an Unseen allure, I became invisible. Father once told us that one of his children will become the strongest. I am unlike my sister, she has a Shadow allure ability, she's the only one who has that allure; usually Ravens have that skill. Anyways, months have passed in the middle of the night, when everyone was fast asleep we were attacked by Colossians and Ceruleans. In our race, my sister and I were the only ones who have fled. We thought we are safe, but we are wrong. We were chased down, my sister was killed. I continued running for my life, I promised myself if I live longer, I will protect Rimiera and punished the Colossians and Ceruleans. My tribe was almost wiped out, we were hunted because of their greed for power and also the Colossians would rule. You were salvaged by a City where everyone thought you were weak, but everything changed. Doubts were erased and soon you're carrying everything on your shoulders. To prevent another hunting season... But if they notice that I am still alive, another hunting season might happen. I will tell you my story on how I will overcome this issue, how my tribe was wiped out and how I and my friends recreate Rimiera. I am Dane, the Last Leviathan.

MATURED CONTENT⚠️⚠️ Read at your own risk ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Serenity and her husband got married through an arranged marriage imposed by their grandparents. Despite this, she was extremely happy because she had long admired the man who would become her husband. She did not hesitate to agree to the marriage, especially since her future husband was the heir to the largest company in the country, The Montello Group of Companies. She knew that the man of her dreams did not love her, but she believed that if they had a child, they would have a reason to stay together. On their anniversary, she planned to surprise her husband with the news that she was pregnant and that he was the father. However, before she could share the good news, a document arrived that shattered her world—divorce papers. She found out that her husband had reconciled with his ex-girlfriend, the true love of his life. It was then she realized that her husband never loved her. The loving smiles she had longed for she saw only now that her husband had reunited with his true love. She understood that their marriage was a huge mistake and that her husband had never truly loved her. She wanted to leave her family and take the child in her womb with her, but she had no choice. Her parents disowned her because she could not maintain the marriage to the wealthiest family in the country. She gave birth to her child using her savings, but the baby had an inborn illness. Desperate, she took on every job that offered quick money, but she never imagined she would become a sex slave to a man

Revenge. Iyan ang nasa puso at isip ni Aaron sa loob ng mahabang panahon na pananatili niya sa ibang bansa. Bumalik siya para kay Valerie Fuentebella, ang minsan niyang minahal nang higit pa sa buhay niya. Si Valerie ang unica hija ni Don Carlos Fuentebella na pumatay sa pinakamamahal niyang ina. Sa pagbabalik ni Aaron at lingid rin sa kaalaman ng lahat, siya ang creditor ng pamilyang Fuentebella. At si Valerie ang nais niyang maging kabayaran sa lahat ng utang ng mga ito. 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆? ------- Can you give a second chance to your Ex-lover? . .

“If you don't have a choice, let me be your option. I can carry all those pain just to stay with you. But if you want me to let you go, just close your eyes and I will go away from you,” -Tyzon ~ Family ni Isabelle ang may-ari ng Winston Classical Academy kaya pinayagan siya ng mga magulang niyang doon mag-aral. Siya ang tipo ng babaeng kinatatakutan ng lahat dahil sa matunog nitong pangalan sa kaguluhan. Ngunit dumating ang isang araw, nagbago ang lahat noong pumasok ang magkapatid na Dominguez sa buhay niya at kapwa may malaking lihim sa tunay nilang pagkatao. Paano kung ang misyon ng magkapatid na muling ituloy ang naudlot na labanang mahigit isang daang taon na nakalilipas ay magbago sapagkat ang propesiya ay muling isusulat sa ikawalong salinlahi? Ano nga ba ang papel ni Isabelle Jaydon sa likod ng nakaraang gusto balikan ng magkapatid?

Parker Third Greyson, a hot billionaire who owns an empire in France. He is well known as a ruthless businessman who can take down his competitor, if he wants to. He is also one of the hottest bachelors in their town because of this many women dream to be his wife but no one succeeds. Ambirelyn Mangsanay an erotic-romance writer who have these high standards incomes on choosing a boyfriend that's why she still singles at the age of 27. Many men tried to court her but she always says these words, "I'm too ambitious just to be your girl." But one hot night changed their life especially to Ambirelyn because she unexpectedly got pregnant with Mr Greyson child.

At some point in our lives, we encounter love and believe it will last forever until death do us part. In the case of Sophia and Captain Lim, this belief turned out to be nothing more than a myth. Their paths crossed, and they discovered a deep love that felt timeless, only to be forced apart and then reunited years later. Embark on a journey of emotions with me as I take you through the bittersweet love story of Sophia, a young woman full of dreams, and Captain Lim, a seafarer with a heart of gold. This tale will tug at your heartstrings and carry you to the peaks of joy and the depths of sorrow.