Zelda Meme Novels & Stories

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

Zelda watches Kate's writhing body with a lack of interest as if the fact that Kate was on the brink of death was actually boring her and then suddenly her eyes light up and with a new excitement clear in her face she turns to me. "Ok, you said you would do anything to keep your baby safe, right?" I feel panic and alarm rise at her words. "Fine, I'll let you keep your precious cargo if you kill your friend over here." What? "W-What?" "Kill her." I blink fast. This must be a joke. But then I felt something tightening around my stomach and when I looked back up at Zelda I see that her hands are outstretched and expelling magic. "What are you doing?" I scream when I suddenly doubled over in pai

However, it turns out that none of it will work out! Despite the thoughts coursing through Lotus’ mind, she waved her hand and gave a fawning smile. “How can it be? I already planned to reach out to you tonight.” Zelda parted from Lotus and scoffed. “You think I just know you?” Her attention was grabbed by the cute Maeva who was staring at her, and her expression softened. Zelda stretched out her hands toward Maeva, and she coaxed softly, “Cute baby, come to Godmother.” Maeva obediently let herself be carried by Zelda and obediently called, “Godmother.”

Zelda interrupted. She was wearing a sleek black overall battle outfit. Silver bullet hanging on her waist and two matching hand guns. A silver mask covered the lower half of her face, leaving only her sharp brown eyes. "An honor for the human clan," Zelda repeated, she gestured for them to sit. Tyron ignores her, instead choosing to stand next to Helixa "Chief Zelda, I am afraid we didn't just come for a friendly visit," she said directly. "We're here to discuss ending the war between werewolves and humans."

Ryan lunged desperately, only to get shoved into the mud. Zelda froze in place, muttering blankly, "Gilbert... the Gilbert heir... What have I done..." Refugees stared with disdain and curiosity, offering no aid. I lay in the comfortable embrace of the five-star hotel suite, the temperature perfectly regulated. Through the tablet that Marco had handed me, I watched the live feed. On the screen, Zelda borrowed a phone and frantically dialed Karl. When the call finally connected, she spoke urgently. "Mr. Rice, help me! I offended the Gilbert..."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Zelda lifted one slender shoulder. "Just an observation." She pushed off the door and twisted to stretch. "Are we ready to go, bitches? Mama's got hearts to break tonight.

Zelda growled, her face turning red in fury. "Zelda, you need to calm down. You can't lose control here," Jeremy pleaded with her, scared and I snorted. What was he scared about anyways, I could easily beat her back into control if she lost control. "How do you know her Jeremy," I ignored the zebra, deciding not to provoke her any further because I definitely didn't want her whining like a little baby. "Well," he scratched his ears, grinning childishly. "She is my mate," Jeremy struted and I choked on my saliva.

Zelda smiled—a slow, dangerous smile. "Still think I used my body to rise to power, Curt?" she asked. The soldier's face turned red with anger and humiliation. He roared and lunged at her with all his strength. Big mistake. Zelda didn't dodge this time. She met him head-on, twisting at the last moment to grip his arm and use his own strength against him. In one swift move, she flipped him over her shoulder. He landed on his back with a loud, painful crack. "Aah!"

Zelda looked between the two ladies and nervously placed the tray of mini sandwiches on the table before stepping back. Thank Goddess. I’m so hungry right now. Zira thought as she gobbled down two sandwiches. “Zira! Manners, please,” Zelda whispered. “What? I’m hungry,” Zira said, taking two more sandwiches and sinking back onto the couch. Zelda shook her head and made her way back to her seat. She noticed Luna Bella and Isabella having a glaring contest and felt for both of them. Having this kind of relationship was unthinkable to her, and she really wanted to help.