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"At least 5ft 10, blonde, blue or green or whatever captivating eye colour it is, outgoing, slutty in bed but classy on the street, and an hourglass figure."

I'm basically listing the qualities that Lauren has. Well actually, the quality of all his ex girlfriends slash flings slash one-night-stands.

"Tall with abs, muscles, rich, handsome, a little bit French-" I wanna stop him at 'a little bit French' but he beats me at it when he continues, "and a fuckboy."

"A fuckboy? Really?" I roll my eyes as he laughs, "You're the one who told me he fucks every time you guys broke up."

"We're listing the criteria of the one that you and I want to date, not describing an ex! Which by the way, get your facts right. Jason wasn't a fuckboy."

"No need for the pretence, I can read you like a book, Nina. We are definitely talking about that Frenchie fuckboy, not your softie ex."

I roll my eyes again. Fine, when he mentioned the firs