7

PERCIE

I called Grandpa that night after coming home from dinner at Ward’s house. 

“Are you sure it’s a good idea to live with a young woman on the same roof? I’m not worried about you, but about that girl. She’s a cop’s daughter, Percival.” He sighed from the other line.

“And what is the problem there? She won’t stay here long once she finds a roommate.” 

“And if she won’t? You’re a young man, Percival. How about the temptations? When was the last time you get laid? Or jerked off yourself?” 

My face heated with embarrassment. Why grandpa had to remind me of my boring sex life? Jeez. 

“Jesus, Grandpa. Can we not talk about my sex life, please?” I rolled my eyes. This is not the topic I wanted to talk about with him, but he had a point. 

“Up to you, Percival, but if it helps you improve your social skills, then go ahead. Just treat her right, and behave, okay?”