LOGIN"Well, many hands make light work." Beth stood up, appraising the pile of rubble. "I think the easiest way may be to climb up top and move some of the heavier ones down. What do you think?"
"I'm not in a position to offer any advice." The woman blinked. "My name is Abella by the way. I'm a gargoyle, in case you were wondering."
"I'm Beth. Just a human, I'm afraid." Beth stood up, looking at the rocky pile. "Otherwise this would probably be easier."
"How are you going to get the blocks off of me?" Abella asked her.
"The number one weapon of attorneys everywhere," Beth said. "Leverage." Kneeling down, she picked up a stone the size of her fist, then began climbing the pile. Some of the stones shifted drastically beneath her weight, but she needed to be up top. Choosing her footing carefully, she picked one of the stones that had a gap beneath it and stuck in the spear. Satisfied that it would fit, she wedged her stone beneath the spear, trying to push it as close to the gap as possible. Using it as a fulcrum, she pushed down on the stick, and the stone shifted to one side.
"I didn't feel anything," Abella informed her.
"I'm not a miracle worker." Beth removed the stick and changed positions, repeating the process. After a couple of attempts the stone circle slid far enough off the pile that it tumbled down the side. The rock shifted beneath her, and Beth stuck her arms out for balance. Satisfied that the pile had settled, she found another stone to start working on.
"So how did you get caught in this?" Beth asked.
"Shortly after we walked into the Labyrinth, we got lost. We had maps, but someone has been changing the hallways. The original plan was to set up a trap to ambush the minotaur and demand he return Tink's goggles. Sofia thought that he may have a treasure chamber in one of the dead spaces on the map too. When we couldn't find the minotaur, we tried to find a dead space. It didn't work out, so we wandered until we found this chamber. Sofia decided that this was a good place to set a trap, but nobody counted on the minotaur showing up early. We got into a fight, and when this pillar collapsed, I pushed Tink out of the way to save her." Abella grunted when Beth used her spear to tilt another chunk of stone off of the pile. "Sofia and Tink ran away, and I got stuck here."
Beth chewed impatiently at her lip, trying to move one of the bigger stones. Her fulcrum rock wasn't cutting it for this one, and her spear was bending far enough that she was worried it would break. "This sounds like an awful lot of trouble to go through for a pair of goggles."
"Tink needs them so that she can show Mike how to activate the House's defense mechanism. The mechanism runs on a timer, so it has to be reactivated once a day, but only the Caretaker can do it."
"And Mike is the Caretaker?" Beth shoved a stone out from beneath the larger one. The pile tilted, and Beth scurried off the pile as several hundred pounds of stone rolled free, sliding off to one side. They crashed against the hard stone floor, the sound of breaking rock echoing off the ceiling high above. "I thought he was the owner."
"It's... complicated."
"Sounds like it." Beth knelt down by the hole. "I just moved a ton of rock off of you. Do you think you can move?"
"Let me see." Abella's face disappeared. Gazing into the gap, Beth saw her put both hands on the ground and push. The pile shifted slightly, but the gargoyle wasn't strong enough. Her face reappeared. "No, not yet."
"I've got time." Beth's stomach growled, and she put her hand against it. How long had it been since she ate. "I don't suppose you have food?"
Abella shook her head. "We didn't plan on being in here this long."
"Fuck." Beth rubbed her stomach. Now that she was aware of it, she was ravenous. Scowling, she climbed on the pile of stones again. "I guess I'll just keep on keeping on."
"Beth!" The pile shifted beneath Beth's feet. "Run!"
"Run? From what?" Turning to face in the only direction Abella could see, she saw him standing behind one of the pillars. Clutching a giant axe in his hands, the minotaur snorted, taking a step toward Beth.
"Oh. Fuck." Beth lifted her spear. She had nowhere to run.
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In the darkness, she could hear the ocean crashing against the sand, gentle pulses that threatened to lull her back to sleep. If not for the sudden sound of the heavy glass door sliding in its track behind her, she would have let the ocean carry her mind away, just another cloud of thought drifting over the horizon.
"Hey there Sparks." She heard the can of beer touch down on the glass end table, followed by the stretching of canvas when Alex sprawled out on the lounge chair next to her. From her seat, she could smell Alex's skin, a combination of sunscreen, seawater, and the grilled burgers they had eaten earlier.
"Mmh." Dana reached over, quickly finding Alex's fingers with her owns.
"Penny for your thoughts?" Alex asked.
"I'm afraid to open my eyes." Dana said. "I'm afraid that if I open my eyes, this will all go away."
"And why would it go away?"
"Because you... you..." Dana felt the oxygen leave her lungs, the sudden inability to speak bringing back a flood of memories of the crash, the memorial service, and everything else. Taking a deep breath, she let her mind drift amongst the waves for a moment. "You're dead."
"I don't feel dead." Dana could hear the smile in Alex's voice. "How did I die?"
"Motorcycle crash. Road was wet, and another car last control, hitting you head on."
"Wow. Sounds awful."
"Well then, Mr. Radley." Beth flashed him a grin. "Should we go inside and see the rest of your house?""Our house now. And yes, we should. Hey Tink?" Mike looked down at the goblin, a huge smile on his face. "Go get your tools. I think we're going to need them." He cracked his knuckles, then wiggled his fingers in anticipation. It was time to see what else the house had in store for him.-The Uber driver pulled away from the curb, leaving Dana on the sidewalk by herself. She walked up the driveway for the first time since she had been killed here over a week ago. She had a Walmart bag in one hand and a suitcase in the other. The garage was still unlocked, and she walked inside to her apartment.Alex's bike sat on the floor, the fender scratched up from Dana's crash. Busted engine parts lay scattered everywhere. Kneeling down, Dana picked up a spark plug and sighed."This isn't how it was supposed to be." She tossed the plug on the floor, then lifted the bike until she could engage t
Neither of them moved. Mike pulled himself along the porch until he was face to face with the succubus, her eyes staring into the distance."That... was something I..." Lily was at a loss for words. Her tail and wings disappeared, but her horns remained, the tiny halo of fire above them shrinking away. "I haven't come like that in centuries. Definitely not in my real body.""Yeah." He didn't know what to say. In that moment, the sass and anger always just an inch below the surface seemed to be gone. For a split second, she seemed at peace, and he was afraid to break the spell. They quietly laid next to each other for several minutes, Lily's eyes slowly returning to normal and the fiery halo over her head vanished. The frost that had formed over the wooden planks melted into nothingness as the sun climbed higher into the sky."Listen." Lily faced him, but her eyes looked away, focused on the sky behind him. "I'm not going to be around much, but I am going to stop in every now and then.
"Gah!" Cecilia lifted her head away, a long trail of spit connecting them. "No fair!""Come here." Lily pushed Cecilia into the air, her body floating. Cecilia held onto Mike's shoulders while Lily fought with her skirt. "Ok, the clinging clothes thing is weird.""You have a bug tail..." Cecilia whispered so that only Mike could hear. It made him laugh."Just need you to concentrate long enough for me to do this. Now sit.""Yes please," Cecilia murmured, her hips floating onto Lily's lap. Mike could see that Lily had pulled her panties to one side and had slid a finger inside of the banshee."Focus on just my hands. Shit, this is going to be so hot." Lily placed her hands on Cecilia's hips, her fingers passing through her the first couple of times. "I can honestly say this is my first time trying this," she said once she had a grip, guiding Cecilia's hips through her own and onto Mike's dick. Mike let out a low moan when he felt the cold touch of Cecilia's labia spreading around him,
Mike felt it then, that surge of electrical energy. It migrated through his body, his arm hairs standing up on end as she charged him up. Somewhere, deep inside himself, he felt something resonate, magic of his own that wanted to sing along."Cecilia, I-" He was interrupted by the sounds of boots striking wood, Lily appearing before them in a puff of smoke. Lily flipped her hair over her shoulder, adjusting the tight white button-down she was wearing. She held a paper plate in one hand with a large piece of cake."Sorry to interrupt. Beth's farewell party just finished, so she will be here in a bit." Lily used her finger to remove a large chunk of frosting, then sucked it into her mouth. "I brought you some of her cake."Mike took the plate from her and laughed. Lily had licked the cake clean of any sugar. "How did you teleport here from there?""I can always teleport to my ho-" Lily froze, and she stuck her finger in her mouth, licking imaginary frosting off of it. "To the place wher
"Think so," Tink replied. At least, he thought that's what she said. It was hard to hear around the mouthful of waffles. He patted her on the head and sat down next to her. She was busy filling up his online shopping cart with decorative wood."Has anybody seen Dana?" Mike noticed that she wasn't at breakfast. Even though she didn't eat, she had been there every morning."She said she left you a note." Sofia pushed some sausages from her skillet onto his plate. "On the table by the front door.""Ok, thank you." He put some butter on his toast. "Hey, do we have any-"Sofia slid some scrambled eggs onto his plate."Thank you." He ate quietly, watching Tink scroll through six different websites to find what she needed. He cringed at the amount of syrup she was getting on his keyboard, but stayed quiet. He barely had time to use the laptop anymore, and he had passed on several of his clients to other web developers already. Mike's days of working a normal job were nearly over."Mmm!" Tink
"Why do I feel like you're punishing me for something I didn't do?" Mike pulled open the kitchen drawer and pushed aside the scissors and the keys. His fingers closed on the little jewelry box."What can I say? I have trust issues.""Obviously. Here. I bought this for you." He held out the jewelry box. Lily recoiled from him."What is it?""A rosary. I figured it's about time you found Jesus." He laughed at the look on her face. "It isn't a rosary. I saw it online and thought of you, so I bought it. Almost forgot I had it.""What do you want in return?""Nothing." Mike shrugged. "I mean, if you don't like it, I can take it back. Like I said, made me think of you."Lily took the box, a dubious look on her face. She opened it, her eyes growing wide. "Where did you get this?""Ebay. May I?" He pulled the necklace out of the box. It was a red agate stone set in silver with islamic lettering around the sides. "The red made me think of your hair. And your eyes. And your attitude, if I'm bei







