When I think of a competition dating show, I think of things like… blindfolding the contestants and making them go on dates together. I think of a camera following a couple down a beach as they spill their secrets to each other, slowly falling in love.
I did not think of what I was seeing in front of me currently.
Me and the other cast members were currently standing in front of a mile long obstacle course. It had slopes to climb with ropes hanging down them, steep inclines with grooves for your feet to allow climbing, pools of pink colored slime with bars to swing across above them.
“This is gonna be fun.” I looked up skeptically at Victor, who was next to me, a grin on his face as he took in the course. “What?” He asks, holding his hands out at the sides when he catches the look I was giving him.
“You call this fun?” I raise a brow.
“You don't?” I roll my eyes at the impish grin he gives me, looking back to where Laura is approaching our group again. She had been talking to the camera crew, nagging at them more accurately.
But it looked like it was time to do this thing.
“Alright guys! Who’s ready to roll!” Laura stops in front of us, that grin on her face as she claps her hands together. “Before we start filming, let’s go over a couple of things, yeah? Okay first of all, no one is being eliminated today.”
There’s a collective sigh let out from the group, and I’m no different. If me staying in this thing boiled down to my physical prowess, I might be in trouble.
“There will be a reward for the winner, however. And a teensy punishment for last place.” She continues, holding up a finger. “The next “activity” will be a partner situation so whoever wins, gets to pick their next partner. Fun, yeah? Last place will have to work alone, unfortunately.” She shrugs, making a weird pouty face. “ Okay, so some things about the course!” She moves to start walking along it and we take the cue and trail after her.
“Everything is padded, so we don’t have an ugly bruises.” She pointedly looks at Emily and Violet, who nod along gratefully. I notice she doesn’t look at me, but I try not to think about it too hard. “Please try not to throw any elbows, this isn't’t that kind of show, kids.” She smiles at us, but there was a warning in her eyes.
Don’t screw with her show.
“Oh and about this last bit.” She stops at the wide pool of pink slime and I gulp looking at it. It was like… ten feet long. Were we supposed to jump over it, swim through it? There were no handles above to swing on, no ropes or bars for balancing. “This bit is a new thing we’re trying. There’s a little tiny secret to it but no hints, sorry! Alright. Let’s do this!” She claps her hands and starts herding us back to the beginning.
I glance at Victor who’s eyes linger on the pool of slime. It was a feat even for someone like him. It wasn’t just about being strong or whatever. I wonder what his plan for getting through it was. It was the last thing before the finish line so it could be make or break for a winner.
“Alright, everyone in a row, we’re rolling in ten.” Laura says, fluffing her hair as she stood in front of us, a giant camera pointed at her.
I swallow nervously as I take a spot in the middle, my fists clenched at my sides.
To my left is Violet, to my right is Quinton. Their eyes were glued to the course, clearly ready to crush this thing.
I glanced up to see Laura talking and smiling at the camera, gesturing to us, then moving to walk along the course and tell the camera about it. All I could hear was blood rushing in my ears though. God I’m so nervous. I didn’t think I was going to win today, that just wasn’t realistic for me.
I just didn’t want to be last. I didn’t want to have to work alone in whatever torture Laura had thought up next for us.
“Alright guys! In three!” My eyes snap back to where Laura is beginning to countdown. There are cameras all along the course and more than one focused on the line of us right now. I avoid looking at any of them, trying to forget if I fail today, thousands of people will see it.
I can’t let that happen.
“GO!” My mind is on autopilot as I feel my feet pushing off the ground at the sound of that one word being yelled. Adrenaline pumps through me as I bump into the shoulders of the people next to me as we all clamber to be the first up the first obstacle; a slanted wall with three ropes hanging down.
The wind is knocked out of me as I’m pushed to the side right as I’m about to grab ahold of one of the ropes, and my teeth knock together as I fall to the ground. Padded as it may have been, it still didn’t feel great.
I cough, sitting up to see Violet scaling the slope quickly, using the rope I had been going for.
Guess that’s how this was.
I shake my head, pull myself up, and keep going. My fall had slowed me down; I was now last. Everyone else was already over and onto the next thing.
I cleared the slope and stopped at the top. There was a rope to the ground with a ziplining hook ready for me to grab onto and slide down. I waste no time to grab a hold, and push off.
My heart is in my throat as I slide quickly down and fall with an “oomph” on the ground yet again. I bet the other’s totally stuck that landing.
I stood up to look at what was next. Monkey bars over a bed of spikes, made of squishy material, but still. The message was clear: climb over using the monkey bars.
I grit my teeth as I saw the other’s widening the gap between us more and more. I wasn’t cut out for this. I was going to fail.
I slapped myself on the cheeks a little, shook my head, and jumped up and grabbed the first monkey bar.
I had to try.
That was torture. Pure and utter torture. Having to watch Angel flirt and blink those big pretty eyes up at another man made me want to rage out and tear that asshole's throat out. Every laugh he got out of her because of another dumbass joke made me tremble with anger. Every charming smile, every flirty comment he made at her made me hate him more and more. Couldn’t he see she didn’t really like him? Her smile was fake, forced for the cameras probably. When he’d scoot his hand that was resting on the picnic blanket closer to hers, she would move away. The way she was acting, the way she was smiling, it was nothing like she’d been doing when she was with me.That thought was basically the only thing keeping me from totally crashing out at this point. Still. I wanted to be the one taking her on a picnic, making her laugh and sitting leg to leg with her. I know I just met the girl, but something about her was making me very protective of her, and I was having a hard time fighting it
“So, what did you think of Quinton? We all know you two have already gotten to know each other a little, but come on, spill! How was your date?” I smile tightly at the camera aimed right at me, doing my best not to fidget with my hands in my lap. The lights shining on me were bright and actually kind of hot. They were making the back of my neck bead with sweat the longer I had to sit under them.“Well I like Quinton just fine. He’s very nice.” “Could you see yourself falling in love with him?” I blink a little at the question Laura hurled at me next. Who thought about that kind of thing after one date? Definitely not me. I wanted to wrinkle my nose and ask her if she was insane, but I reminded myself of where I was and what I was doing. I am on a dating show, I’m supposed to be enjoying these dates, I’m supposed to be excited about the chance to fall in love. Or at least, I’m supposed to pretend that way, for the sake of the show.“Well, I think it’s still a little too soon to start
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“No! You didn’t say Uno!” I jump up out of my seat, a grin on my face as I point my finger at Victor. “What?! I did too!” He insisted, grinning and shaking his head. “I didn’t hear it.” Jason shrugs, giving a lazy smile as he fans himself with his cards.“Oh come on.” Victor groans, burying his face in his hands, but even as he does so, he’s smiling. We’d ended up sitting on the back patio all night playing games. We’d even grilled, made hamburgers and hotdogs. We’d been sipping on these super tasty lemonade drinks that had alcohol in them. I was four deep, and maybe feeling a little fuzzy because of them. I’d never actually drank before. Hell, I’d never had a night like this before at all. It had been a bit awkward at first, especially with the obvious tension between Quinton and Victor, but eventually that had faded and we’d all just started laughing and having fun together. I never thought I would be in a situation like this, getting to hang out with people my own age and have
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