CHAPTER 8 — THE COFFEE INCIDENT

Naomi's POV

Let me be very clear about something.

I did not do it on purpose.

I want that established immediately and without ambiguity because the expression on Celeste Vane's face in the three seconds that followed suggested she had already written a completely different version of events and was prepared to present it to anyone who would listen.

What happened was this.

I reached for the coffee pot. The coffee pot was slightly further away than I estimated because I had been looking at the room rather than the table. My elbow connected with my cup. The cup tipped. The coffee went sideways in the specific committed way that hot liquid has of making a decision and fully executing it.

Directly onto Celeste's lap.

The silence that followed lasted approximately one and a half seconds.

Then Celeste made a sound.

It was not a word. It was something that preceded words, a sharp, high, outraged sound that came from somewhere deep and involuntary and brought every head in the room snapping toward her.

She was on her feet.

The pale outfit, which I now understood was cream coloured silk, had a spreading dark stain across the front that was going to require the kind of professional intervention that costs more than my monthly rent used to be.

She looked down at herself.

She looked up at me.

"You," she said.

Her voice was very controlled. That was somehow more alarming than if she had shouted.

"I am so sorry," I said immediately. "It was an accident, I misjudged the—"

"Do you have any idea," she said, very quietly and very precisely, "what this is."

I looked at the outfit. I had a reasonable idea what it was. I also had a reasonable idea of what it cost and I was trying very hard not to think about that number directly.

"I am genuinely sorry," I said. "I will have it cleaned, I will replace it if—"

"Replace it." She said the two words like I had said something in a language she did not speak. "Replace it."

The solicitor had pushed his chair back slightly. I could not blame him. Margaret had put her tablet down. Her expression was unreadable but she had put the tablet down, which meant she was paying full attention, which meant this had risen to the level of something requiring full attention.

"Celeste," I tried again. "I understand you're upset. I would be upset. But it was genuinely an accident and I—"

"An accident." She stepped back from the table. The coffee was dripping from the hem of her skirt now and each drip felt extremely loud in the silence of the room. "You come into this house, into this family, into this dining room that you were not supposed to be in, and you throw coffee on me and call it an accident."

"I did not throw anything," I said, which was accurate and possibly not the most useful thing to say in this moment.

Her eyes sharpened.

"I want to speak to Adrian," she said. "Right now."

"I'll go and find—" the solicitor began.

"That won't be necessary."

The voice came from the doorway.

Adrian Holt stood at the entrance to the dining hall in a dark suit, clearly on his way somewhere that required a dark suit, holding a phone he had apparently just been on. He looked at Celeste. He looked at the considerable quantity of coffee decorating her outfit. He looked at the empty cup in my hand.

His face gave nothing away.

He said, "What happened?"

"She threw coffee on me," Celeste said.

"I did not throw it," I said. "I tipped the cup accidentally. My elbow—"

"She threw coffee on me deliberately," Celeste said, with the specific emphasis of someone who had decided which version of events they preferred and was committing to it fully.

Adrian looked at me.

I looked at him.

He said, "Did you do this on purpose?"

"Absolutely not," I said.

A pause.

He looked at the cup. He looked at Celeste. He looked back at me with the expression of a man running a rapid internal calculation.

He said, "That is unfortunate."

Then he walked to the table, pulled out his chair and sat down.

He reached for the coffee pot.

The room stared at him.

Celeste stared at him.

He poured his coffee with the unhurried calm of a man who had assessed the situation, reached his conclusions and was now having breakfast.

"Adrian." Celeste's voice had gone very tight. "I am standing here covered in coffee."

"I can see that," he said. "Mrs. Cho can arrange for something from the guest wardrobe while your clothes are being dealt with."

"That is not—" She stopped. She pressed her lips together. She was doing the very difficult work of managing fury in front of an audience while the target of that fury was calmly adding sugar to his coffee. "That is not the point."

"What is the point?" he said. Not unkindly. Not dismissively. With the genuine enquiry of someone who wanted to understand the situation fully.

Celeste opened her mouth.

Closed it.

She looked at me. She looked at Adrian. She made a sound that was not a word and was not not a word and turned and walked out of the dining hall with as much dignity as a woman can carry when she is trailing coffee and fury in equal measure.

The door closed behind her.

The solicitor looked at his toast.

Margaret looked at the door.

Then Margaret looked at me.

I was still holding the empty cup. I set it down carefully on the table.

"Sit down," Margaret said.

I sat.

"Pour yourself coffee," she said. "From the other pot. The one on the sideboard."

There was a second pot on the sideboard that I had not noticed. I got up and retrieved it and poured my coffee and sat back down and the whole time I was doing this I was very focused on not making eye contact with anyone because I could feel something building in my chest that was dangerously close to laughter and this was absolutely not the moment for that.

I took a sip of coffee.

I looked at my plate.

"In 1987," Margaret said, in the tone of someone beginning a story they have been saving for the right moment, "I poured an entire bowl of consommé onto the lap of a Duke of somewhere-or-other at a dinner party in Kensington." She picked up her tablet. "It was also an accident. He did not believe me either."

The solicitor made a sound into his napkin.

I looked at Margaret.

She was reading her tablet again. Her face was completely composed. The story was apparently finished.

I looked down at my plate.

I took a very slow breath through my nose.

I ate my breakfast.

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I was on my second piece of toast when Adrian spoke quietly from across the table.

Not loud enough for the solicitor, who was gathering his papers to leave, to hear clearly. Just low enough to reach me and no further.

"You need to be more careful," he said.

I looked up.

His eyes were on his phone but the words were meant for me.

"With the coffee," I said. "I know. I apologise for—"

"With everything," he said.

Something in his tone shifted. The breakfast table version of Adrian, slightly less armoured than the midnight corridor version, closed back over into something more careful.

He glanced at the solicitor, who was saying his goodbyes to Margaret and moving toward the door.

When the man had gone, Adrian set his phone down. He looked at me directly for the first time since he had sat down.

He said, "Something happened overnight."

The toast in my hand lost its appeal immediately.

"What," I said.

He glanced at Margaret, who was still at the head of the table.

"Not here," he said quietly. "My study. Twenty minutes."

He stood. He picked up his phone. He said good morning to Margaret and walked out.

Margaret turned a page on her tablet.

I sat at the breakfast table in the dining hall I had apparently now earned the right to be in, with my second cup of coffee that I had not spilled on anyone, and I thought about what Adrian's face had looked like when he said something happened overnight.

What was it?