A.ss kicked x2

They have all been here for a couple of days now and they are driving me crazy at times. They are your typical males, men are stronger than women, and going on about this girl or that girl as if they are objects. 

I mean I thought the days of the cavemen were over with but I think evolution has gone into reverse looking around the breakfast table. 

If I get told one more time how I’m just a tiny weak little girl someone is going to end up in pain. 

Now they are talking about superheroes and who is the strongest needless to say a female hasn’t been mentioned I’m taking my chance and when they retort I’m calling them out for a match after breakfast.

‘So what about wonder woman if we are talking DC she can kick most of their as.ses. Then for Marvel we have Jean Grey who is the phoenix, captain marvel and the scarlet witch. They can over power most if not all the men.’

‘I know what I would like to do to wonder woman’ Dean snorts

They all start laughing, very mature.

‘I see you all get the point oh well I guess I will just have to show you myself, James, Dean match with me after breakfast’

‘Who’s first’ James asks cockily

‘Oh no, both at the same time’

They both start laughing and look to Jayden with a mocking expression.

‘If that’s what she wants’ he replies.

On the way out I whisper to him video it for me ‘no problem show em what you got’ he replies 

I know I need to knock one of them out to make it easier for me its been a couple of years since they have seen me fight so it puts me at an advantage I have also trained with multiple attackers. 

I have the advantage that they will be co.cky and think I have no chance, also if I can wind them up a bit they will be a bit more sloppy so I will try and dent their ego’s a bit.

‘We will go easier on you since you are so little’ Dean mocks, making James laugh

‘I won’t so you better get on with it, I will try and not embarrass you two big strong boys too much’

That seemed to work James throws a punch I dodge, then Dean they are fairly well co-ordinated you can see they train together. I keep dodging to study their style and take a chance a fake a punch with left to the gut then swing my right into Dean’s nose. A nice satisfying crunch says its broken, I kick James in the knee make his leg buckle then as he’s trying to ballance bring my knee to his face with the help of my hand on the back of his head for more impact another broken nose. He’s down for now, turn and duck as Dean swings that was close punch to his gut using his forward momentum to help the impact then uppercut to his jaw knocking him out. James is up and has grabbed me I stamp on his foot and headbutt him at the same time. At this rate his nose won’t re-set. I swipe his legs out and put him in a head lock until he taps out. 

Clap clap clap ‘I knew you could do it that was awesome’ Jayden says while throwing water on Dean’s face to wake him up.

Well that went quicker than I thought it would Jayden looks so proud of me, it feels great. I have hardly a scratch on me too so that’s a bonus.

‘What the f***k man, what just happened’ Dean says startled coming too.

‘Talia happened thats what, I think you two need a lot more practice. You totally embarrassed yourselves out there’ Jayden laughs

‘What the f***k you been eating to make you that strong how the f***k can you fight like that’ James says

‘I know five different martial arts I train for hours every day. It’s just a lot of practice, size and gender can be used as an advantage if you know how to use it right’

‘Well I will not be fu.cking taking the pi.ss out of you anymore not after that’ Dean laughs.

‘And I have proof of it to show everyone at home if any of you annoy me too much’ Jayden teases

‘Hey that’s not fair you should get your a.ss kicked too’ James complained. Jayden laughed 

‘Already did last week got it recorded to’

‘You have to let us watch it, no one has beaten you except your Mum and Dad’ Dean says shocked 

‘Ok ok no problem’

Jayden gets the fight up for them to watch they looked like they felt a bit better about themselves by the end of it.

‘Wow she made you look like you were standing still at the end’ Dean said

‘Yeah totally lured you in too’ James added

‘She is quite something isn’t she’ Jaden praised.