Who Has The Most Embarrassing Drunk Funny Stories?

2026-04-08 17:01:04 41

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Vivian
Vivian
2026-04-09 06:03:40
A girl at a bar once bet me she could lick her elbow. Spoiler: She couldn’t, but the attempt involved her somehow getting stuck in her own sweater. The bartender had to 'extricate' her while she giggled about being a 'human burrito.' The real embarrassment? She remembered everything the next day.
Frank
Frank
2026-04-10 09:39:45
My cousin takes the cake for this. At a wedding, she somehow convinced the DJ to let her 'host' karaoke, then proceeded to sing 'I Will Always Love You' in a pitch that made dogs howl. Halfway through, she tripped off the stage (gracefully, she insists) and landed in the buffet table. The video went semi-viral in our family group chat, and now every reunion someone queues the song just to watch her turn red.
Derek
Derek
2026-04-10 15:22:46
Ever seen someone try to fight a parking meter? My college roommate did. Swore it stole his quarter and spent 20 minutes yelling at it before 'apologizing' by tying his scarf around it like a hug. We still walk past that meter sometimes, and I half expect it to remember him. Drunk logic is its own genre of comedy—unpredictable, illogical, and weirdly endearing. Bonus: He left the scarf there, and someone kept it for weeks like public art.
Sawyer
Sawyer
2026-04-14 19:36:03
Man, drunk stories are the best—especially when they're not yours! One that lives rent-free in my head is from a friend who, after one too many, tried to 'train' his neighbor's cat like a dog. Full-on 'sit, stay, roll over' in the hallway at 2 AM. The cat just stared, unimpressed, while he tumbled into a potted plant. The kicker? He woke up with the cat sleeping on his face and zero memory of the incident.

Another legend involves a guy who drunkenly ordered a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself online, then forgot until it arrived at his office. His coworkers still use it as a makeshift door greeter. Drunk decisions are either tragic or iconic—no in-between.
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