Coconut Scared of Cold
When I hand in my resignation and pack up my things, I make sure to box up my 100,000 dollars' worth of camera equipment.
However, my colleague Reed Lanrod, an intern who joined the company after me, immediately throws a tantrum.
"What are we supposed to use if you take all that equipment with you? You're already leaving, and you're still leeching off the company? That's not right!"
I keep my cool and patiently explain, "I bought every single piece of this gear with my own money. It's got nothing to do with the company."
Reed, who's been eyeing my equipment for the longest time, storms off.
Not long after, the boss, Karen Halfpenny, calls me into her office.
"You've been keeping the equipment in our office, so it's been using our electricity and taking up our office space. That makes it company property. You're not taking a single item with you."
I can't help but laugh at the sheer audacity.
When I first joined the company, Karen told me to treat the company like home. So, to get the job done right, I gradually spent 100,000 dollars of my own money to buy camera equipment and store it at the office.
Now she's calling it company property?
Fine. I immediately call the IRS and report the company for tax evasion and fraud.
They insist the 100,000-dollar setup is theirs, yet they've never paid a single cent of tax on it. In that case, let's see what the IRS agents think about that.