Yestin
On our wedding night, my husband suddenly stops when I'm seconds from the peak.
"Josie, take a guess. Am I your husband… or his brother?"
My husband, Calvin Graham, has an identical twin, Chester Graham. They have the same face and same build.
I yank the covers over myself, feeling horrified. This voice belongs to Chester.
The next second, Calvin shoves the door open and walks in. He comes straight to the bed, brushes his hand over my shaking back, and laughs. "Seriously? How stupid can you be? You can't even recognize your own husband.
"As punishment, I'm registering my marriage with Mandy tomorrow. You slept with my brother, so I'll marry Mandy. It's a fair trade."
The closet door bursts open. Calvin's so-called "bro", Mandy Beech, steps out with my best friend, Christine Johnson.
Mandy excitedly holds up her camera and snaps away at me. "Called it! I win the bet, Cal! I knew your wife wouldn't be able to tell you two apart. It's not even hard. You've got a mole down there, and your brother doesn't!"
Christine doubles over with laughter beside her, barely able to stand. "Please. Josie knew exactly what she was doing. She was shaking that hard because she was obviously loving the way Chester played with her!"
Under the nonstop flashes and their mockery, I tighten my grip on the blanket.
They've been playing this twisted game of "guess which brother" for six years, and they're still not sick of it.
I am, though.
Mandy can have the marriage certificate. And Calvin? She can keep him, too.