Galloping Piggy
Tomorrow was supposed to be my engagement party with my fiance, Jason Miller.
To surprise him, I flew back a day earlier after spending three long years studying abroad in London.
The moment my plane landed, I called him.
But he just laughed and casually dropped a bombshell.
He had lost a high-stakes poker game, and he had just wagered me off to his friend as a free maid for a month.
Before I could even speak, my phone lit up with a notification.
He had added me to his wealthy inner-circle group chat.
The title was vicious.
[Congrats to Marcus on his new ugly maid!]
Jason dropped a photo of me, from before I left the country, into the chat.
In the picture, my skin was broken out, my hair was a wild mess, and I had severe buckteeth that made me look completely awkward.
The group chat exploded.
"Holy crap, Jason! You're brutal! She looks frightening!"
"A bet's a bet, Marcus! You gotta bring the monster to the yacht party tomorrow!"
Someone immediately set up a poll, betting cash on whether I would actually have the nerve to show up in a swimsuit.
Jason instantly dropped ten grand on the poll, betting I would hide in embarrassment.
"Sorry to ruin your eyes, bro," he texted the group. "Just think of her as a free circus act."
I stared at the screen, a cold smile touching my lips.
He never bothered to call me while I was away.
He had no idea I spent the last three years in Europe undergoing three hundred thousand dollars' worth of top-tier facial reconstruction and styling.
He had no idea that a single unedited photo of my face was now pulling hundreds of thousands of followers online.
They wanted a show?
Tomorrow on that yacht, I would give them one.