Honey Potato
At my bachelor party the night before my wedding, my wedding ring starts talking to me.
"In a few minutes, your childhood friend Christopher will hand you a hangover pill. Once you take it, you'll fall into a deep sleep and be taken into a private lounge.
"He'll unlock your phone, take out a multi-million-dollar loan in your name, then hire escorts to stage a scandal that ruins your reputation."
It goes on, "On your wedding day, your alleged sex scandal and crushing debt will be exposed. Your fiancee, Annabelle, will call off the wedding.
"Your father, who rushes in from out of town, will die of a heart attack. Unable to bear the shock, your mother will jump to her death.
"Debt collectors will hunt you down, and you'll contract a sexually transmitted disease. In the end, you'll die alone in a dumpster."
That night's party was Christopher Larson's idea, and everyone here is a close friend or family member. I figure I'm just drunk and hearing things.
But a second later, Christopher hands me a pink pill.
"Take this hangover pill, Marvin. Big day tomorrow. You can't afford to mess it up," he says.
He looks genuinely concerned, but my wedding ring suddenly heats up. "Don't trust him! Leave now, or you'll be completely ruined!"
I sober up almost instantly and reach out to Christopher. "My phone's dead. May I borrow yours to make a call?"
If he had already set a trap for me, there was no way he'd let me walk away.
Then, I call my fiancee, Annabelle Sterling.
She answers immediately, and her voice is tight with worry. "Chris?"
Hearing her say his name like that makes my heart sink.
"The wedding's tomorrow. Make sure you take good care of Marvin," says Annabelle.
I let out a breath of relief, guilt creeping in.
But my ring keeps getting hotter. A beat later, it says, "Annabelle is more than a month pregnant."
I freeze in place as a chill runs down my spine.