A Guy Like You Comic Novels & Stories

I felt like killing someone, “ Heath West.” I said with my usual intimidating and cold tone, “ Alright, does anyone have questions for them?” The good for nothing professor said, “ Yeah, are you two related?” A girl asked, why did I smell a hoe? Maybe because there was a hoe present in here or should I say hoes? “ We are brothers.” Peter replied and the girl nodded,

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

Is this girl serious? "Oh, spare me! Yes, he's a feral, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you really like a sweet, caring dude. So basically, he's not your type. But admit it, you're curious to know what he's like in the sack." She turns to Noah, who looks taken aback by her outburst. "And you, well, you're just a big man-baby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt."

He laughed and pushed me so that he could also get up from lying down. "I think someone likes you, Vee." I laughed at what he said. I slapped him on the arm and couldn't stop laughing. Want something? Pfft what does it say! "Something funny? Is that a laugh or are you excited? That's how excited you are like a timang." He said shaking his head. "Crazy. You're both gay, how can you like me!" "What?? Oh my god! He's still my type. What the hell. Why are gay men so handsome now?"

Yeah, that would be awesome if shit like that actually happened in real life. His jaw drops, eyes widen and the look on his face is truly impressive. The guy looks like a dying fish, a very angry one, but still dying. What was that fish the fat yellow guy ate in the cartoon and everyone thought he was about to die? Fugu? Was that the fish? Yeah, that’s what my new friend looks like now. “H-how are you planning to feed them your blood?” He stutters.

“Unless you prefer me naked?” I shriek. “W-what?!” Deep laughter rumbles from his chest. “Fuck, aren’t you a cute one? So easy to upset...” “Easy to upset?” I’m not sure if I like this guy. There is a darkness in him… “Yeah,” he laughs some more. “But that’s okay. I like girls who blush easily.” I blink repeatedly, unsure if this guy is a hallucination. He is so...weird. Everyone else treats me like a slave, but this guy is messing around and grinning at me like the Cheshire Cat. So damn carefree and mischievous.

Knew he didn't have any idea what he was doing other than helping some poor, supposedly crazy lady in baggy clothes not get caught by a doctor. "Is savior of the misfortuned your day job or do you moonlight as a superhero?" I asked softly. He laughed, low and sexy. His breath panted against my lips. "You've definitely got the wrong guy for that one, sweetheart. I'm a chew ‘em up and spit ‘em out kind of guy." My lips curled up. "Real bad guy, huh?" The man was probably a pussycat. I knew scary men. This guy wasn't one of them.

This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. The guy barely glances at me, too focused on Kade. His hands move quickly, scanning the items, but his eyes keep flicking up like he’s debating saying something. I’m gonna help him out. I lean against the counter, flashing him a charming smile. “Hey, quick question.” His eyes snap to mine, slightly startled. “Uh—yeah?” I gesture to Kade, who is currently pretending he isn’t here. “You look like someone who knows things,” I continue. “What would you say, does Mercer here look more like a cat or a dog?"

3rd guy empathize The 1st Guy, blow on air, the stick of cigarettes he sips was almost at the yellow line, he took a long sip, trash it as he matches it with his feet, till the flame became invisible. “Eh..., it’s not my fault if I became so violence, for me all I want is there head, I need their head..., no one should ask me what I’m to do with it, I was on my own, they came looking for my trouble” fifth Guy brutal. his neck makes sound as he stretched it like someone who's about to enter a fight “Black snake. I’m not happy we are wasting time here; we need to take action” 3rd Guy moaned. his face furious, he quakes a gun, setting it up.

“What? Is the Red Rabbit starting a stand-up comedy night? Sign me up, I’m there.” Gus’s laugh boomed around the room. “Like I said. Funny. Men like funny, but they like tits and ass more. When are you gonna be a big girl and get with the program? You want more money, you want out of this life, you gotta earn it. Shaking that round peach of an ass would be a good start. They’d eat you up out there. You’d make more in tips the first night than you have in months of work.”