A Guy Like You Comic Novels & Stories

"With every word I say after this, you need to be aware that I am a fucking horn dog who cannot, no matter how hard he is trying, shake the idea of getting into your pants. He wants to get in there and root around in every way he has learned how. But I don't want to be that guy" "Fortunately, I am also a guy who is certain that the first guy winning out would be a bad thing for you, and is trying to get you to Think. Fucking. Clearly." I took a deep breath. "But I don't want to be that second guy either, since I'm being super honest here." Thank God, she actually laughed at that. "So what guy are you going to be?"

Everything after that was a blur, though my throat was hoarse from all the screaming. "You're awake. I bought you an acai bowl. Sit up and have some." The guy in front of me was tall with a bright smile that revealed two little canine teeth. "What are you looking at? Didn't you see enough last night?" Dexter laughed shyly under my stare and scratched his head in embarrassment. "Ah, it's nothing. Thanks for last night." "No, don't mention it. Last night, we..." "Oh, don't worry about it. We were both just having fun. It was mutual, so we're even." I put on the bathrobe as I spoke. After picking up my clothes, I headed toward the bathroom.

Within seconds the messages started pouring in, sadly most of them were just asking for sex. We ate pizza and drank cheap rum mixed with knock off Cola brands. It was the broke lifestyle we were both very much used to. She worked most of the time just like me, but her savings went out of the window every time there was a new sale. I clicked on a new chat that had popped up. The guy looked decent enough, he was a musician which was one of Faye's weak points. I read out his opener. "I'm not a prince but I can give you the keys to my kingdom." I readout. "I hate the male species." She looked over my shoulder and grabbed the phone. Her nails rapidly tapped the screen as she typed out.

“I'm in a coma. You know, Mr. Sadist, you better bring out the food because I'm famished. I'm done with your crap and I can’t wait to feed you to a croc!” “Do you think you can?” “I'm not a killer. I’m just scaring you. My oh my, killing is a waste of a good life. Right?” I stood up and stretched my limbs again. Okay, let's do a homily first since the guy didn’t know a thing about normalcy. I approached his sofa and sat down. Were we close? Nah, if he came to me earlier, I’d come to him if I wanted to. I stared at him but he didn't look at me. Seriously, all this fuss because of an ID?

And he smiles like he won something. "You liked me at some point. I haven't gotten uglier, I look about the same," he starts, making me feel just a little bit embarrassed. Only a little, because he always brings it up, so I'm used to it, "Statistically speaking, the chances of you finding a good guy who you actually like enough to lose it to is... cero. Your standards are way too high, you won't find a tall, buff, MMA fighter with tattoos who is kind AND smart. Not anytime soon."

“I thought it was rather punny.” I let out a low, frustrated groan. “Wonderful. I have to deal with two men who like cringe jokes,” I complain unhappily. Why can’t men tell normal jokes for a change? Do they all have to be dad-jokes? As soon as I spot Jay finally coming around the corner, I follow along and wait for him to notice the Sorcerer next to us. Jay gives me a confused look, then shifts his attention to Bucky. As the two of us meet up with Jay at the cabin, Jay asks, “is this lunch or the Sorcerer?”

His eyes were looking at me while she was all over him, as if he was…annoying me! "you didn't introduce us to the girl, she seems...so not your type...is she valuable?" a huge guy said started coming close to me, "she's...a friend, relax you're not her type, she usually like handsome whipped guys who know how to treat a girl" he said looking at me with a playful smile, as if he wanted to remind me of the other day when I talked about Lucas.

Juliana posed to be okay with her fiance and Alice's friendship. "Oh… so you guys trust each other". He said but in a sarcastic way. Then he whispered," Since you guys trust each other, your fiance probably wouldn't mind me asking you for a dance". He extended his hand and pointed towards his hand with his eyes. "At first I thought I could be your dance partner to make Adrian jealous but since you guys have a healthy relationship….." White masked guy wanted to continue his talk but as soon as Juliana heard the word jealous, she also gave her hand in his hand and that white masked guy smirked.

He growled at me. I opened my mouth to speak but my breath was knocked out of my stomach as he punched me and I gasped as I crouched down holding onto my stomach,groaning in pain. "You better watch out for yourself,I don't take it lightly when someone dares me,I am the new Guy here and I came to stay ." He told me as the impact of the punch caused me to go down on my knees. How could he punch a girl that hard? "Ah…"I sobbed openly because the pain was unbearable.

Michael threw up his hands. “You are so—! I don’t even—! Oh my God, just leave him alone!” The man grinned. “Listen to your friend, tough guy. He clearly doesn’t give a damn.” I turned back to him, slow and deliberate. “You’re really eager to die, aren’t you?” The man didn’t flinch. If anything, he seemed amused. And then, the idiot did something truly stupid. He laughed. “Oh man,” he said, shaking his head. “You’re one of those guys, huh? The dramatic, mysterious tough guy type.”