Incubus Online: Buy One, Get One Free
[Incubi come in many personalities—passionate, aloof, sunny, gloomy, steady, sharp-tongued… You must choose one that suits you!
[And returns and exchanges are a nightmare! Many incubi are non-refundable once signed for!]
After reading all these user reviews, I had a pretty good idea of what I was getting into.
Still, my budget was limited. I waited several days before finally catching a shop online offering a massive discount.
I checked their storefront, but there were so many incubus posters I couldn't decide.
So I messaged customer service: [Hello, I'm looking for a gentle incubus who can warm my bed.]