After the Toasts
On our tenth anniversary, my husband's secure work phone buzzed.
"Sorry, honey. Emergency callout."
He looked so anxious that I did what I had always done and let him leave without complaint.
One second later, my phone recommended a viral video with more than a million likes.
Derek Foster's best friend, Mason Reed, raised his glass to the camera, drunk and grinning.
"First toast to me. My buddy disappeared, so I stood in as the groom.
"Second toast to me. He went on a date, and I told his wife he was at tactical training.
"Third toast to me. He handed me his kid to raise, and I became a dad without doing any of the work."
The comments exploded. Everyone praised Mason for creating the