Angel Dust Funny Novels & Stories

Mckayla leaned in closer, dropping her cup of whiskey on the table beside her. “It's a host and hostess club… “All you have to do is to go home with our clients, flirt with them a little, please them, and if you choose too, you can have sex with them too.” And you’d get paid. “It’s no biggie.” Mckayla said. “No biggie?” Cordelia asked, laughing out loud. Cordelia shook her head in disgust . “I'm not interested in such a dirty business. I have never done such business in my life. It even sounds illegal, and I definitely don't want to go to jail.”

"Talking about that, I never got the chance to thank you for removing the barrier." "Talking of being manipulative, I guess all archangels have a knack for being manipulative. Little wonder Adonis had to walk on egg shells." Audrey said as she slowly stood on her feet with the help of the umbrella, letting down her luscious hair. All that was standing was a woman fighting for her life. "Are you going to fight me with that?" Pearldina could not help but laugh at Audrey's foolishness. "This should be more than enough" "You're nothing without your magic." Pearldina raced towards Audrey's aiming for her heart.

It was only then that Myka felt relieved and leaned against Aster at ease. At the sight of the scattered s*x toys on the floor, Aster immediately figured out what Estelle wanted to do, and he started seething with anger. “Since you love filming videos so much, why don’t you be the protagonist for once?” Aster pointed the gun at Estelle and barked, “Do you want your men to do it for you?” With trembling fingers, Estelle picked up the items on the floor and put them in before she set them on max. In the beginning, she screamed in pain, but once she got used to them, she started letting out embarrassing moans.

The feather has come alive, hovering and pointing in the direction in which the angel took off. I stare down at the feather. "Are you serious?" Sleepy laughs again, beaming. "Things just turned a bit more interesting—perhaps I will get my threesome after all." I roll my eyes but can't hide the smile from my voice. "What do you say we pay this angel fellow a visit?"

How nice. Angeline accidentally bumped into the closet door and yelped in pain. Anxious, Jay went in without hesitation and ran straight to her. "Are you okay, Angeline?" Angeline let out crisp laughter. “Jaybie, I feel like I’ve traveled back to the carefree days where I can act like a spoiled child in front of you as soon as I open my eyes.”

Angel and two other girls were blocking the doorway. “Well. Well. Well. If it isn’t little Ms. Pretty Woman.” She said referencing the Julia Roberts movie. “That’s who she looks like. Right girls? A whore turned classy in that dress.” They all laughed. “What do you want Angel?” Panic began building inside me. They stood like a blockade of soldiers and I wasn’t going anywhere. Angel twisted open a red soda and took a sip before saying, “Do you know what I hate more than anything?” I didn’t bother answering.

Anyway, it's a week. Sleep comes back, and Angel lays his head on the pillow. His eyes are heavy, and he falls into a deep sleep. Steam emerges from Angel's nostrils and hangs over him for a few seconds, disappearing forever without a trace. Agnes's eyes, as white as ashes, returned to their normal color after she had seen everything. She sat and smiled. Her part was done. Dark caught a doe and sank his fangs into the animal's neck. He drank what he needed without killing the animal, which staggered away from him to recover. He wipes his mouth and sighs contentedly. Immediately, his head started to think of a way to help Klaus.

no" for an answer." He all but growled out. I roared out in frustration, standing abruptly. "Got damn!!! I mean, I know my sister's a baddie. But muthafuckas around here act like she handing out coochie platter samplers. They ain't never had a taste, but they craving more!" Angel said in annoyance. Everyone was silent until Psyren, Kera and Isabell began cracking up. "I know this is serious but damn that was funny."

"You should have told me sooner. So you wanna confess or something?" Anastasia can feel her cheeks flush in anger. Just how arrogant can get this man be? "No thank." She said. "Im not into guy who's ego is bigger than their dick." And Andrew swears he saw red. . "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yesha laughs so loudly while hitting her shoulder nonstop. "Stop hitting me." Anastasia complained. "I cant help it. This video is so damn funny." Yesha said and showed her the clip that was taken on the coffee shop awhile ago.

I whine as he pulls back until his fist slowly leaves my asshole. Unfortunately Master had pushed air into my asshole and it makes a fart noise as it comes out. I blush a deep red and feel totally mortified I just made that noise, until I hear Master let out a small laugh. Not a cruel laugh either, he practically giggled which then makes me laugh with him. His laugh is so cute, fuck I love him. No I don't! I can't love him because he's just my Master and nothing else.