Arcane Jinx Memes Novels & Stories

The description alone was traumatising enough for Zen not to want to summon him. “Lil’ Mushade can cause emotional damage to enemies and make them attack him instead. The demoralised debuff effect lasts five minutes even after the summon is destroyed.” Impressed, Oritha and Sasha approved of the ‘powerful’ ability. “That’s a great decoy card,” Akiko joined them. “I can see how it can buy time.” Not wanting to deal with memories of his humiliating rapper debut, Zen quickly gave the card away. Akiko would have a better use than him.

' I shouted back at my wolf. 'With pleasure, Carson.' 'Wait! What?' Oh! FUCK! It was too late. I felt Jinx busting through. 'Jinx Wait! You don't want to scare her. Slowly remove the band-aid remember.' 'FUCK Gerry and his stupid band-aid analogy.'

She was seconds away from deploying it. And then her entire system seized. A klaxon, loud and obnoxious, blared from her speakers. A message, written in a garish, sparkling pink font, filled her main screen: YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED TO A MEME WAR BY @WEREWOLUV88! PREPARE FOR DEFEAT, HATER! “What the hell?!” Aria shrieked. Her network, her beautifully crafted, military-grade digital fortress, was being flooded. Not by a hostile government or a rival hacker, but by millions of requests from a single source: The Global Brother-in-Law Fan Club’s online forum.

My vapidness would love to smack some sense in him. ‘Cheers!’ Another wrote with clinking glasses. His teeth would look better on the ground or better as toppings. ‘Can I have some?’ The following goes on. I'd like to have some of your arteries too. ‘Cheap drunks!’ You think you can afford the cheap in the wildest of your dreams. The netizens had a gala day sharing memes amongst themselves. I have become a laughingstock. It ranges from hilarious to disgustingly vulgar. For what? For outspeaking and spitting facts at a jerk's face. For standing up by the side of a vampiress who is forced to become his sex slave. For having opinions that do not reconcile. For wanting to be admired.