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How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis

How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis

So, no sending people to war, no death penalty and no bombing abortion clinics, right? Hey, don’t blame me for your logic. Fucking follow your own rules, at least. You can’t convince retarded people they’re being retarded, because they’re retarded. But what you can do is use it against them. And you have an excellent chance of getting away with it. Because they’re retarded.
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The Billionaire's Heartbeat

The Billionaire's Heartbeat

Because they're closing now. Well, I do have a lot, but they can wait till tomorrow. "I want to hear them now because there might not be time to ask them tomorrow." Okay, um..it's kind of silly, but since you said to ask, I'll do it anyways. Has Matt always been thinking this way? " "What way, Loretta? I'm a bit confused. " "You know, he's kind of dumb." "He is?" "Yeah, he is. I would have said his brain capacity is really low, but nuh, I'm going to say he doesn't have any brain capacity."
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The Rise of the Omega Supreme - book 1 and 2

The Rise of the Omega Supreme - book 1 and 2

Damn it! "Why did you let them do this to you, Lucca?" he asks, his hands on my shoulders, and I struggle not to groan in pain. "Because…" I begin, but he cuts me off. "I don't even want to hear your excuses. You know we're stronger than them, you know we can do more than they can!" he yells impatiently. "I can't," I shout back, "I can't fight as well as you, and I haven't shifted yet," I lament.
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Letting You Go Was the Hardest Thing

Letting You Go Was the Hardest Thing

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."
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Revenge Of The Reborn Luna

Revenge Of The Reborn Luna

Using my other hand, I lifted his chin, and he gaped at me in the eyes. “You're not Kevin. You're the best mate ever. I'm…. I'm the useless one. What kind of wolf doesn't know how to fight? Isn't it…. Pathetic? Aren't I pathetic, I?” forced a smile. “You're not! Don't say that” he dissented almost immediately.
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Love In Mistake

Love In Mistake

’ He replied. ‘What’s when they fall? Dimwit! It’s what the fvck! ’ I replied. I almost yelled at him even though I didn’t see him. ‘Oh, really? Future sister in law, that’s bad! You shouldn’t have say that.’ My brows arched at what he said. Looks who’s talking where in fact, he’s the one doing something bad. ‘Shut up Lihiro. You don’t have a moral. ’ ‘Of course I do have. I always asked women that I fvck if they want to be rough or not. ’
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The Vampire's Blind Mate

The Vampire's Blind Mate

"Truly crushing, infuriating " "I don't deserve this" "No? Who deserves this Yuuki?" "Stop calling me that, I'm not Yuuki!" "You didn't answer my question. Tell me, who should I punish truly for your disobedience? Didn't you run away, didn't I tell you to be obedient? " "You're awful"
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My Arch Nemesis in my Bed

My Arch Nemesis in my Bed

“Thanks for the compliment. Now either kill me or shut up, I’m not interested in the villain monologue.” Jonathan laughed and stopped directly in front of him. “Still got that fire. I like that. Most alphas start begging by this point.” “I’m not most alphas,” Luca growled, and he tried to stand but his legs gave out halfway up and he cursed as he crashed back down to his knees. “No, you’re not,” Jonathan agreed, tilting his head like he was examining something interesting. “You’re actually much more pathetic because you’ve never actually been in a real fight before, have you? You’re still a child.”
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My Gay Husband

My Gay Husband

"Thank you my best friends. Goodnight to you." *kisses each cheek* *End of imagination* Badass!! You're really getting fat Trix! "What? Take a bath together. Naked?" None of my own questions. "Are you crazy! do you think we can swim naked in the swimming pool?!! Where's your brain?" F-F**k? Why don't you clarify Trix! I keep thinking about things. "I'm really the brainless one, make it clear!" "Hey, I didn't say you don't have a brain. I said where is your brain... that's a stupid question! he's gay, he's still deaf."
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The Grass Wishes to be Emerald

The Grass Wishes to be Emerald

“How dare you call your savior retarded...” The young girl laughed. “Pfffttt...” The girl thought her ‘mom’ is a funny lad. “You can’t laugh either. Now, Navis, call those filthy- I mean quarreling boys and bring them to me.” “Hey, momma. Even if you have given me a name, I can’t sell these children to you. Are you some sort of retarded trafficking, mom?” “Shut your filthy, I mean, be quiet and just do it.”
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