Mate me at Hollywood
"See for yourself," she replies, and hands me her phone.
I hesitate, before reading aloud, "Leonardo Knight and Lara Bello pictured emerging mysteriously out of the Angeles Forest. Weren't they declared missing two days ago?"
I zoom in on a picture of a very cheerful me being carried by Leo. We didn't know we were being watched. These celeb gossip blogs need a comprehensive course on: minding their own business, getting a life, or at least learning a hint of boundaries. Unfortunately, their motto is "if it's juicy, we'll squeeze it."