How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
“He is a god. Only he can choose to let himself be beaten. You cannot make him leave this place if he doesn’t want to.”
Which meant I’d have to make him want to leave.
“Tell me what you remember about the Elfs. And the dwarfs.”
After four days in the wilderness (well, you can’t really call it wild when you’ve got your own hot tub) I returned to where I’d left the others. I was met by the sight of the frogmen all covered in bluish mud, chanting with spears held aloft. They were packed into a tight circle, dozens of them, with Dudley in the middle. He was also daubed in mud, spear held high, chanting along with the rest. I go away for a couple of days and they turn into Lord of the fucking Fli