Bank Shot Regular Show Novels & Stories

"Why are you still standing there? Can't understand plain English?" Jessie Cartney shouted, all while meticulously filing her nails. "There's a line behind you, you uncultured—" Even the security guards in the hall had come over, drawn by her voice. I couldn't help but laugh—truly, I did. In all my years, I had never seen someone rush to hand money to a bank, only to be shooed out with a broom. I wasn't ready to give up. I nudged the receipt toward the glass counter.

"There's a billion dollars on this card. How can it be insufficient? Your machine is broken—it has to be!" Adrian panicked as well. He charged at the sales manager, roaring, "Get another machine! Are you trying to scam us?" Right in the middle of their meltdown, the massive screen in the lobby flickered and switched over to the bank's official live stream. On the screen, a giant countdown had just hit zero. Ms. Harmon appeared, smiling warmly, her voice carrying throughout the entire lobby. "Ladies and gentlemen, our 24-hour 'A Test of Human Nature' live stream has now officially concluded. We'd like to thank Ms. Crawford and Mr. Schmitt for delivering such an unforgettable performance. And

One second, I was incurably insane, and the next, I was as calm as a normal person? This was even more unbelievable than seeing something supernatural. I ignored their shock and continued, "I'm willing to accept all legal consequences. Now, could I have a glass of water?" My attitude had done a complete 180. Harold was stunned for a long moment before finally gesturing to an officer to get me some water. I took the cup from him and calmly took a sip. I knew that over at the bank, Zachary's loan application had been rejected. The credibility of a corporate legal representative would be completely ruined after getting caught robbing a bank on a livestream. No bank's risk control system would a

"Losing just a little blood made me cold, dizzy... I thought I was gonna die. Only then did I get it—what I put you through. I stole your blood. I deserve to die..." His voice broke as he wept, like a kid who'd done something unforgivable. "I deserve to die... I deserve to die..." I sighed. "You don't have to die. Just stay out of my life." *** Back home, Vincent insisted on wiring me a ridiculous amount of money. "This is a breakup fee. If you don't take it, that means you don't agree to break up." I took it. Just like that, I was financially free. ***

After I got into the car, Cole limped after me. He ran, stumbled, and fell to the ground with his hand stretched toward me. Emilio had installed a hidden camera in the Jackman family’s house. He handed me a smart tablet. “Dog‑eat‑dog situations are ridiculous. I will withdraw my investment from Jackman Group. Their bankruptcy will be Cole’s first punishment.” I took the tablet from him. Cole was cutting Ashley with a knife. The rain mixed with blood and spread across the ground.

A new message flashed on the screen. Breaking News: Charles Moore officially charged, evidence of corporate fraud uncovered. I stared at the text for a heartbeat, the faintest smile tugging at my mouth. One down. The phone buzzed again.

*Dove* “She is dying.” Three words that had altered my brain chemistry for what would likely be the rest of my life. I had stood at the end of the bed of my unconscious mother as the doctor told me that she was most likely not going to make it. For weeks I had been telling her to get checked. I had told her that she needed to be seen but she had told me she was fine. I should’ve pushed her further. I should’ve done— “Okay, Miss Andrews,” the personal banker came back into the office with a file in her hand, interrupting my thoughts. “We have looked at your application but it seems we cannot in good conscience allow you to take out this loan.”

Shann sighed, if no one was showing interest, then she was doomed because she would be forced to take accept Grandpa Lancaster deal. " Some shows their disinterests, some said they don't have enough funds to participate, and.... wait! There is a new mail!" Shannon hearts leaps for joy as her eyes flickered brightly. Bryan clicked on the new messages, as he waited for it to refresh then it came on full view, he quickly skimmed through it, then he looked happily at her. "It is a positive response!" He yelled, clenching his fist excitedly as he punched it to the air.