Barney Stinson Phrases Novels & Stories

I tell her as I cock it. "Barney. I think its Barney. That man is too slick. He has an answer for everything." I nod and squeeze the trigger...

We arrived, we ate, we laughed like crazy people and we ate some more. "I'm impressed Barbie, you ain't so Barbie after all" He had developed a new nickname for me, Barbie, as he said he judged me too soon to be another California Barbie and that was the perfect time for me to say the most annoying line 'I'm not like the other girls'; which was so untrue because I was the most basic girl out there, just with a little bit of added flavour and humour.

Bart sat alone in the classy bar, completely speechless and frozen like he had been asked to make a choice between life and death. After thinking for an awfully long time,Bart took out his phone and called Katelyn. "Hey" *Hi Barry* "I told you i didn't like being called Barry" He let out a brief laugh filled with bitterness. *Ok ok I'll stop. What's up?, you aren't the type to call late at night* ".... Katelyn" *Yeah, what's up?* He took in a deep breath before he spoke. "Let's stop hanging out."

Barbie's voice echoed, "I said, how can I get a job there as a stripper."

I tell the bartender , Phil, as he takes one of my filled shot cylinders and sips it down a drink. In fact," he reacts to me with his standard imperialism and before I can give up, he makes one more of my efforts. — Extraordinary.— Just amazing, Phil, I spit on cantankerous . This will be just another night when you get drunk and need to clean your regurgitation off the floor. With one of those smiles of his that annoy me so much stuck everywhere, he raises a hand to eye level. —Signature like a stone.— “ Numbskull ,” I state with the aim listening to me and then pivoting out. That way, I'll never get enough of a chance to get together: I lament the base, clearing my way through individuals