Barney Himym Quotes Romane & Geschichten

Marcus warned, grabbing another log. #Fine, fine. I’m just saying—you’ve been hiding out in that cabin like a mountain hermit. You just came into some real money for the first time in your life and that’s where you’d rather stay? A man needs people. Preferably people who can drag him into some trouble.# Marcus smirked despite himself. “I get plenty of trouble right here.” #Uh-huh,# Barney said, obviously unconvinced. #Look, think about it. A weekend. You, me, the city. And seriously—bring that girl been helping you with your planning and stuff. What was her name again? Jade?#

Beta Attorney Barney Pearls The tires of my black sedan shrieked against the asphalt as I tore out of the driveway, the scent of Amy’s floral perfume still clinging to my expensive suit like a physical weight. My hands gripped the steering wheel so hard the leather groaned. I am Barney Pearls. I am the man people call when they want the impossible won in a courtroom. I am a predator in the streets, but right now, I felt like a caged animal. "Pregnant," I hissed, the word tasting like copper in my mouth. "She’s actually pregnant."

I tell her as I cock it. "Barney. I think its Barney. That man is too slick. He has an answer for everything." I nod and squeeze the trigger...

“Unless… oh no. He’s finally found it. The one pussy to change his life! Who is she? You have to tell us. Who’s the magic girl?” I downed the last of my whiskey, the burn doing little to cool my sudden irritation. I stood up, shaking my head at them. “You’re all pigs. Lovable, but pigs. I’m out.” Their laughter followed me out of the bar. “Don’t go home to write her a love poem!” Emett yelled after me. I flipped him off without turning around, a smile tugging at my lips despite myself. Idiots. On my drive home, my friends' jokes kept echoing in my head. The one pussy to change your life.

I warned. “Damn ! I could have sworn it was the slutty bartender,” Rob’s voice boomed in. I chuckled and replied, “Dy forbade us from direct engagement with the enemy. Why would I talk to the enemy directly then ? In any case I think that bartender was cute.” “From below the belt ? Yeah I totally agree. There was no meat between his skinny legs,” Rob ranted. “After seeing mine, of course I have ruined other men for you, babe,” Nick’s teasing voice butted in.

he said in a sweet voice "I have so many things on my mind and I will suggest that you don't flatter me because my problems are far bigger than the sweet words you can tell me" I replied harshly he smiled and crossed his legs like an old lady, I stared at him and wondered if he can live up to what the bartender said about him "let me be of help my dear, all humans have problems but we tend to confide in someone and move forward despite our shortcomings," he said and cracked his bones

Black added. "Hey, Barcode and Rayy do other exercises." replied Hugo. Bass innocently asked, "What exercise?" Black and Hugo answered simultaneously, "Exercise in bed." Barcode, who saw that his friends wanted to tease him, threw a sofa cushion in annoyance. "You guys! You caress-hungry old men." Barcode quipped. Black straightened his face and said, "Okay. Because you already have a lover, and your lover is very good at sexual intercourse, so you insult us."

“Confidence keeps us alive.” “And sarcasm keeps me sane.” “Then we make a good team.” Barbie snorted. “You make a noisy team. But fine, I’ll guide you through the forest. Just don’t expect miracles.” “Barbie,” I said, grinning, “you are the miracle.” She preened, wings fluttering. “I know.”

He said mimicking me "What year do you think we are 80's Damn I don't even think back then people at that mentality So you better but on your big girl panties on and get ready for the night of your life bitch" he finally concluded his speech definitely feeling proud of himself and turned to meet his cute bartender "We are both going to have a shot of vodka And this not put for discussion young lady" He said to me as the cute but still nameless bartender worked is magic in mixing of the drink "Here to a very naughty night for you two" The bartender said serving us our drink