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M. I. A (Merciless In Action)
Barbie and her cronies laughed as I was struggling.
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Johnson ➡ Please Barbie, let him go its me you want.
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Vixen ➡ Johnson, Johnson, you're noble.
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Joe ➡ Mr hero ehn? Your shit go dry today.
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Barbie came towards me and sat on my laps smiling to my face, it was that same smile she had when she murdered Akanga, Joe was right, my shit has really dried.
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Did I Steal My Fiancé’s Ex Identity
It was quiet, nothing fancy, just wooden tables and a bartender who remembered faces.
The bar he chose was loud and bright, the exact opposite of my mood. We found a booth in the back. We sat down, and before I could say anything, Henry ordered two shots of whiskey.
“To your sad face,” he said, lifting his glass.
I almost laughed, but it came out as a huff. “You really think I need this?”
“You need something. You walk around like a zombie. You answer questions in meetings like you are half asleep. You stare at that painting of Lisa like it is going to give you stock advice. It is pathetic.”
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Step Too Far: Ruined By Him
I tell her as I cock it.
"Barney. I think its Barney. That man is too slick. He has an answer for everything."
I nod and squeeze the trigger...
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Billionaire Rejected Stripper
Barbie said and smirked.
Victoria and Nelly looked shocked by Barbie 's words , Barbie was always quite and would never say a thing when they treated her badly but she just talked back at them!!!
"Oh please don't act high and mighty you are still below me Barbie I have everything I could ever wish for while you have none I am sure you don't even attend college the fact that you are in a restaurant with a guy proves me right i am sure he is one of your f**k client , how much do you charge for a night Barbie ? my male dog hasn't mated in months now " Victoria said and Nelly laughed.
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Night Stands
I uttered.
Barry took a step closer to me. The smirk on his face widened into a beaming grin. "Oh yeahh," Barry's voice spoke boomingly, boosted by the shower setting around us. "You're not dreaming," Barry said letting his voice linger before continuing. "These are for real." Barry rocked his hips. This caused his big, wrinkly nuts to shake back and forth in front of me. "Impressive, aren't they?"
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Alpha’s Missing Mate
"Don't make accusations over things that are not valid. It would hurt you. You must be careful what you say to me. Remember that I can end your life here if I wanted to..."
"But you won't. You are only attacking Alpha Damon and his pack. It seems you have something big to explain to him. You might want to tell him why and who you are working for. You are only doing this for money, isn't it?"
Aiden looked at Mr Barney still smirking. Mr Barney is still unable to say anything after the statement. I wanted to go to the bathroom and vomit. I heard enough and it's just too disgusting for me to bear.
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Once More, My Love: I Am Reborn Pretty.
“Give me a shot.”
“Rough night?” he asks, raising an eyebrow.
I let out a bitter laugh. “You could say that.”
He pours the shot, and I throw it back without hesitation. The burn slides down my throat, warming me from the inside. I signal for another.
“Another one?” the bartender asks, a little worried now.
“Yeah,” I say, slamming my palm down on the bar. “I can handle it.”
Glass after glass, I drain my problems into the bottom of an empty shot glass. Laughter and conversation swirl around me, a mix of voices and clinking glasses. But to me, it all sounds muffled. All I can hear is the echo of Susan’s mother's insults.
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Take My Heart
“Well, it can't be helped, I'm not one of them.”
“You have to keep up the spirit and forget about them.” Bara smiled wisely as usual. “As much as people hate you, your life is your life, so keep moving forward.”
Athena looked at Bara with a sincere smile. “Thank you, Bara. I'm happy to share stories with you, you really look like my father,” she muttered sheepishly.
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The Surprise Of A Lifetime
I suggest and clean the counter.
Half an hour later, its closing time, streetlights are springing to life and the pink lady walks out after wishing us a fun tonight.
"I want to be like her when I grow old Nik, she was amazing. Doesn't give a single fuck what someone might think of her." Jennifer grins as I close shop.
"I know, she was all goals. Now let's get to Barney's! I'm buying the first round!"
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I nip on my Manhattan, eyes gliding over the crowd already gathered in my favorite bar. Jennifer is busy chatting with a guy at the bar, the woman is an absolute man eater when she gets the chance.
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Mafia's Captive Desire
she said smoothly.
“To business,” Barry repeated, his voice low. He took a sip.
Lucy hesitated, lifting her glass halfway before setting it down again. She wasn’t sure what she was supposed to toast to.
Barry noticed. Of course he noticed. His lips curved, the smallest ghost of a smirk. “Don’t like wine, sunshine?”
Lucy shook her head quickly. “It’s not that. I just...”
“Careful,” Barry cut in, leaning back in his chair, his gaze pinning her. “If you hesitate too much in this room, someone will think you’re weak. And weakness doesn’t survive here.”
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Frequently Asked Questions
Barney Stinson's pickup lines in 'How I Met Your Mother' are legendary, and they perfectly capture his over-the-top, suit-loving persona. One of my favorites is, 'Have you met Ted?' It’s simple but effective because it shifts the focus to his friend while still making the approach. Another classic is, 'I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?' It’s ridiculous but delivered with such confidence that it works.
Then there’s the more elaborate ones like, 'You’re the Lily to my Marshall, the peanut butter to my jelly, the… okay, I’m out of cute couples.' The way he mixes humor and charm is what makes these lines so memorable. Even when they fail, they’re still entertaining—like when he tries, 'Suit up… and take it off later.' It’s cheesy, but that’s Barney for you.
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