Mafia queen
Pulling the bowl of fruits to my chest, I use my free hand to pick a banana out of the bowl humming one of my favorites song into the quiet kitchen.
"It's fine, it's fine, it's fineeeeee...." Using the banana as my microphone, I make the water running the audience screaming my name. "It don't matter, it don't matter....
Swinging my hips side by side to the tone of the song, I peel the banana acting like I'm at a striptease club.
"Oh thank you, thank you so much," Touching and waving my hands in love to my fake audience, I grab the bowl to my belly planning to eat the whole fruits. "You're so sweet, I appreciate the love."