The Billionaire's Plaything is his Wife
and then I wobble on my flat Sneakers.
Who trips on fucking Sneakers you might ask? Me. Stupid me. Only me.
With a squeal of dismay, I and my bag fall backward onto the concrete floor, landing with a THUMP. I yelp as I hit the floor hard, very hard, then yelp again out of pure rage. I stare straight up into the sun, with my butt possibly broken, and realize I'm sprawling into an ungainly position, with my short skirt stretched tight across my upper thighs, my knees pressed together, my shirt over my stomach, and my feet splayed.