My Archenemy: Also My Prince Charming?
"Breaking News! A certain A-lister was sent to the hospital in the middle of the night because of… anal fissures!"
"This just in—a certain A-lister is witnessed being carted out of the elite heir's residence!"
As I read the viral headlines featuring myself, I can't help but clench my fists tightly.
"What the heck? Who came up with these stupid rumors anyway? I went to the hospital to get my hemorrhoids removed!"
And here I am, thinking about why my long-time rival, Pierce Kirkland, had decided to invite me over to his place for a candlelit dinner in the first place. It turns out that he wanted to watch me embarrass myself after eating a spicy meal!
But after Pierce makes a shoutout on a show, I belatedly realize that I can never escape from him anymore.