Best Letterkenny Quotes Novels & Stories

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

I mean I didn't mind a free ride but I still needed to prepare and stuff like that. "You look hot baby girl. That Leo guy would surely jerk off when he sees you." Kenny trailed off with one of his cocky jokes. I spank his arm. "Pervert." "That's harsh. I'm not a pervert. I'm just simply being honest, honey." Kenny said innocently. Looks really are deceitful. He looks so innocent but he's full of rubbish. "You should get going. It's almost 9. Have a great time sweetheart."

Once he figured them out, he would summon Mackenzie and his people, and the Sommers would be gone! While Kenny was still barking, Javier replied, “P*ss off.” His aggressor froze, looking stunned. How could someone infamous for taking abuse like a doormat suddenly muster the courage to say something so bad*ss? Where the hell did this foolhardiness come from?! After being stupefied for about two or three seconds, Kenny finally snapped back to his senses, his rage spiking. “What’s up, huh? Someone’s forgotten their godd*mn place, has he? Maybe you should get a reminder from me. Then you’ll think twice about p*ssing off motherf*ckers who are way out of your league, beta!”

"Now. You go have fun tonight and don't you worry about me. Who knows? Maybe you'll meet Mr. Wonderful! You never know." Kiki rolled her eyes. "Yeah, right. I think I'm going to die an old maid." Jocelyn chuckled as she shook her head in disbelief. "As gorgeous as you are? I don't think so." Kiki laughed. "Cute, maybe. But not gorgeous." "Kiki, have I ever told you how lucky I am to have you for a best friend?" One corner of Kiki's lips curled into a smile. "Yes, but I never tire of hearing it. But I'm pretty lucky to have you, too."

She said in an annoyed voice: “It's Baby Pop, of course. Right now, we can only look forward to that place.” Kenny told Katherine indignantly that he didn't have any happy memories of him. Kenny was once played quite painfully by the owner of Baby Pop when he intentionally swapped out local sirloin for foreign loin when delivering his order. This resulted in him being scolded by Katherine for two hours for not meeting the strict ingredient requirements: “Who would name a butcher shop Baby Pop?”

"What did it matter? Nothing any of us could do, really. But I think I decided then that I don't have time for bullshit, you know? Small talk, telling white lies, not being honest with people about how I feel ...not being real. Life's too short for us to be phony or waste time, right? Anyway, that's what I took away from it. Appreciate every day and keep it real." Quinn rubbed my arm with her cheek. "Sometimes I forget how smart you are, Nate. Yeah, you're right. Appreciate and keep it real." She swiped at her eyes with her fingers and then rose to kiss my cheek. "Thank you for being my best friend. I know I leaned on Leo this summer, but I don't know what I would've done without you. And I'

“Man, you don’t know who you’re talking to. I’m Ken Clarke. I never get tired.” He gave me a crooked smile and replied, “And I’m Nicholas Atkins. I never give up.” Seriously? Is this guy mocking me?

You have a heart of gold bro, you have always had, and it took this beautiful woman to bring it out of you again. Trayton ~”Kenton, you made a sacrifice that no man should make and yes not everyone knows our story. They don't need to, all that they need to know is that you are the best big brother anyone can have.” Kenton ~”Hey don't forget the brother with the best looks cause damn I don’t see what your wife to be sees in that ugly face.” Ava bursts out laughing. Ava ~”Hahaha you got that right Kenton.” Trayton ~”Baby girl that is not nice.”

Ken: Hello, sugar, I miss you sweet darling. Me: {Laughing} come on Ken, you are making me feel shy, what did you just call me? Surprisingly, it felt really nice talking to Ken. Ken: You know how much I love you, sweet darling. Me: Stop it! You are funny, do you know that? Ken: Otherwise, how are you? Me: Fine, I miss your dick. Ken: {Laughing} I also miss that tight pussy of yours. Me: {Laughing harder} Come on Ken, stop it! {I however loved his jokes}

We all turn our head to Kelvin who is drinking milk directly from the milk cartoon, he then whips his mouth clean with the back of his hand, oblivious to the fact that we were watching him. He is the worst. "Okay maybe not Kelvin, take a look at me." Wait... Who.... He must be joking. "Okay, maybe maybe maturity isn't made for this family." Dad snorts when he saw the look Kelvin, Shelly and I was giving him. I mean you won't call a forty six years old guy who watches tom and jerry mature would you? Breakfast went well with a bowl of cereal. And left for the restaurant with only one warning. 'PLS DON'T SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE, JUST LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME.'