Best Letterkenny Quotes Novels & Stories

Lucian exhaled slowly, then looked at him. “You just said something,” he began. Ken froze. “Did you just refer to me as worse than a bastard?” “Sir—no—I mean—” Ken forced a smile. “That’s what you heard?” he sighed. "I was making an example." “And you couldn’t use someone else as an example?” Ken glanced at Jake like a man asking for rescue. Jake didn’t help. “That’s because you are worse,” Jake said casually. “On top of being one.” Lucian shot him a glare sharp enough to cut glass.

because if I laugh it will ruin my acting. Hmm, by the way Ken is still more exciting, no one can match him. Nothing really heheh, hubby is number 1 for me. "That's true you idiots, you know that right..." "You're good at acting," "You are the best in acting." my god, they know my line very well. I'm really good at acting, hooo I'm so proud of my self, applause for that. I said there should be applause, okay no one applauded, listen!

Copper “There they are!” Someone exclaimed. Kenny and I slowly strode down the stairs. Not only that, but my arm wrapped around his. Both of us smiled as if nothing was wrong. However, while we walked together, we didn’t hesitate to whisper our raw, and honest thoughts. “Marrying me won’t give you a better life,” Kenny said, nodding at his mother. “You’ll be in the center of the public eye and sooner or later they’ll make you a spectacle.”

Killian groans and scrunches his face. "Uh, I'm right here. Please don't go there." Everyone bursts out laughing. "But seriously, I'm glad you're the man marrying my sister and not some dipshit." He says. I grin at him. He's grown so much that him cursing doesn't faze me one bit. "Thanks, Kill." Jonathan straightens from the wall. "Well, let's get you out there." "I can't wait to see your bride, man." Lenny says. "And slow down on the kissing out there, okay? I know emotions will be running high and-" He pats my head and i swat his hand away with a glare.

"Damn! Can you think about us single folks for once?" Alex proudly lifted his chin. "Get yourself a girlfriend and show off to us if you can!" "Ever heard of the saying that showing off—" Kenny began, but Caroline quickly interrupted, "Kenny, don't jinx it!" Kenny realized his mistake and apologized. "I spoke out of turn. Sorry, my friend." Alex couldn't be bothered with Kenny, so he closed the door after a brief chat with Paige. Paige slumped in her seat as the car started moving.

Then my phone buzzed on the desk. I glanced at the screen out of habit, expecting something work-related. ‘Gigi, let's settle this at home. Court won't go the way you think it will. Don't say I didn't warn you.’ Kennedy Macmillan. I stared at the message for a long moment. Then I set my phone face-down on the desk and picked my fork back up. There was a very particular kind of person who could locate you in the middle of a good day and hollow it out from the inside with eleven words. Ken had always had that talent.

Me: “Barely.” His reply came instantly. Ken: “Liar. You're in love.” Annoying man. Me: “Go away.” Ken: “No.” A second message followed. Ken: “When are you introducing me to your future wife?” I laughed despite myself. Then ignored him. A few moments later, my phone rang. Of course it did. I answered. "What do you want?" "That's no way to talk to your best friend." "Try again." Ken laughed. "You sound happier."

"...she used to say something whenever life became difficult." "What?" Kennedy smiled faintly. "She'd tell me..." He looked ahead as memories surfaced. "'The road to the people we're meant to keep is never straight.'" A small silence followed. "I used to think she was just trying to comfort me." His smile faded. "But maybe she was wiser than both of us." Shannon lowered her eyes. She didn't answer because right now she couldn't tell whether Sean was someone fate was trying to take away or someone fate expected her to fight for.

he sent back. "No....." she sent playfully, adding an angel emoji to the message. "Nice," he replied. "I'm getting' in that thing next. Have a gropey day at the titty factory, buttslut." "Thanks!" she sent. Kenny always seemed to know how to cheer her up, and his banter had done just that. **

“Wanting something you’re not supposed to have. Knowing it could ruin you. Doing it anyway.” Damien’s jaw ticked. Lennon was enjoying this just a little too much. “Explain.” Lennon licked his lips deliberately, enjoying the way Damien’s eyes caught the movement and stayed there. “Sometimes the thing you want most is the thing that hurts the best.” Damien’s pen dropped to the desk. Hard. Bingo.