Best Letterkenny Quotes Novels & Stories

“I’m sorry, nephews.” Laughter erupted again. Only Kyle’s brother, Kaleb Wright, contested, “You better than me? Crack a joke, let’s see.” “Ooooo.” The temperature in the venue dropped. Kenneth chuckled in his seat, and so did Freya. Many in the family were also amused. Kyle frowned from the stage. He said in response, “You want humor? I once told my doctor that Kenneth, not finding love, was stressing me out. He told me to breathe. I billed him for wasting my time.”

Jake Burns a few years ago, he’d never learned how to act like the rest of us. His sneering grin exposed slightly yellow teeth. “How’s it hanging, bitches?” Kevin, standing next to me and rummaging through some old issues of The Hulk, murmured, “If we’re bitches, then nothing is hanging, Jake.” I snorted and glanced at Jake. As usual, when one of his one-liners fell flat he just looked confused. “Screw off, Ellison. Why dontcha go dribble your balls somewhere?” Kevin’s laugh was quiet but somehow gentle. He was easily the kindest of us, definitely kinder than me. Why couldn’t have Jake latched onto him instead?

“They talked about the intense competition, and my participation only made things worse for them. They gave me a hard time for ruining your good name. They said you were a normal man who would never fall for another man. They told me to go for someone else instead. “I shut them up with comebacks in the end. Seriously, my parents aren’t bothered about it, so why should they get up my case about it then? I’m free to pursue anybody I like. Who are they to tell me otherwise?” Hayden was speechless. She walked to the entrance and quietly opened the door before showing Kevin the door. Hayden asked Kevin to leave because she could not beat his quick retorts. Despite his seemingly senseless remarks,

(Favourite KAJ quotes) Always expect nothing or the worst from people so you wouldn't be in a shocked state when you get disappointed at anytime. The few people I've let this known to pointed out that it seems way too harsh, mostly Veronica and Mageret. And ever since, I stopped telling people but remind myself all the time because to me it's not harsh cause it's the hard damned truth. The truth is that, people fail to handle the truth all the time. That's why there are lots of heartbreaks here and there, broken/failed marriages coupled along with homicide and suicide. P.S: My friends never quit reminding me how much of a weirdo I and my thoughts are.

It was the biggest embarrassment and the greatest shame that he had ever felt in his life! However, Kenneth knew that he could not possibly beat Charlie, and besides, he did not have the guts to challenge him again. Therefore, he could only sneer as he said, “A good man will not suffer from any immediate losses. You are just a piece of trash, so what would you know about all this, anyway? Don’t think that you are that great just because you know how to fight! This world is a very dark place, so you’d better be careful when you are walking alone at night.”

I had to play the caring best friend which wasn't hard to do . " You know I've got good news for you and I would really love to put a smile on your face I know you've been through a lot today and it's a miracle that you're alive that car is a very safe car I think I should get my wife the same car that his brother has because I've been saying no for the past couple of months . "

Today is one of the rarest days when they are too lazy to punch the shit out of the other one. "Congratulations! The award for being the best philosopher ass goes to you!" It's the lack of humor in Alex's voice that makes Killian crack up. "Seriously though, figure your shit out, Alex. Don't go there again." Killian warns, voice turning serious, reminding themselves about the gravity of their situation. Alex agrees by lightly punching Killian's abdomen. Taking his hand off Alex's shoulders, Killian opts for saying, "Come to me before things go South. I ain't landing my own ass in trouble for you again."

"Don't tell me you're also becoming slow-witted like Darwin." "Who are you calling slow-witted!" Darwin, seated in front of Randy, shot a glare, not accepting the comment. His cousin was just casually throwing around such remarks. "Yeah, you're slow-witted, Win. The proof is that you're only now putting your marriage decision into action. Even though almost every time we've met, Kennedy and I have been preaching to you about realizing that Veronica is the best choice. Your brain seriously needs a lot of bleach to stay bright and aware that you're on the right path right now."

“The fact that you can’t tell perhaps suggests how good at his job he really is. You’re excellent at reading people.” “Well, he’s Alessi’s son,” Kent says consideringly. But then he continues, a little bitterness working into his tone. “And I’m not so good at reading. I missed Ivan and Alden. And Daniel and Jerome.” “Well, the first two were actively trying to deceive you,” I murmur, “and the latter…maybe you just have terrible gaydar.” I shrug. Kent laughs openly at this and I grin when I realize that maybe no one has ever said the word “gaydar” to him in his entire life.

he said, his a bit serious. The voice from the back seat, presumably Lauren, chimed in, "You should've called us to witness the epic Colin-roasting session. We would've brought popcorn." Jenny, who seemed equally invested in the conversation, added, "Yeah, a phone call would've been nice. I was missing my daily dose of Mellisa's sarcasm." Killian shook his head, a mock disapproval on his face. "It wouldn't have taken that long," he said, conveniently handing me a glass of lemonade as if it was a peace offering.