Bible Thumper Meme Novels & Stories

ME— Bullshit. “Faith?” I sneered at Bobby. “Faith in what? That God made me crippled like this only to send some half-wit bullshit artist to ‘heal me’ for His greater glory? Just like that Bastard hit Mom with a fucking drunk driver so He could show us His ‘greater glory’ and ‘grace?’ It’s bullshit, Bobby. Either it’s all lies, God doesn’t exist and we ended up like this by accident and Mom got killed because life just sucks, or God made us like this and killed Mom just so He could prove how fucking awesome He is. Fuck that, Bobby. If that’s His deal, if that’s the ‘faith’ I gotta have to get ‘healed’ . . . no thanks.”

I cried again while grunting in anger and frustration. “Bible… won’t to be there for you, the man you worship… huh! He stole your life when you were seven” he spoke just to catch my attention as it sounded stupid since I never knew a guy named Bible existed back then. I rolled my eyes at him not bothering what he meant. I can’t be stupid and let him convince me that Bible is my enemy. I mean why would I believe such irrational things?

I didn't know if he wanted to sound humorous but I wasn't buying that anymore. "The Bible says do not argue, twist or change the words of the scripture, exceptions cannot be made father, as the homosexuals from hell go back to their dwelling place isn't hating on your neighbor a sin, isn't wishing ill, thinking ill, saying bad things upon your neighbor a sin" My voice echoed through the chapel with conviction.

“I swear you’re bi, Meme” “Bitch, I’d be bi for you and only you”, Meme says through her continuous laughing and winks at Amory, who throws a pillow at her. “I’m joining the alphabet mafia, bitches”, she squeals. When we look at her confused, she says, “you know LBGTQ, and I dunno all the rest of the letters and symbols that go along with it. But you know what I mean”! “There is something seriously wrong with you, Mems”, Amory says to her, but she just shrugs.

We don’t all follow the bible or its narrow-minded peanut-brain translations. Old cis white people need to keep their opinions to themselves and stop telling everyone else how to live like ‘good Christians’ when they are hateful fucks that don’t practice what they preach. “You’ve perverted the rainbow!” Some asshole shouted, and I was triggered. ‘Let’s show them what happens when they fuck with the rainbow.’ Eclipse growled as I threw a punch.

A large drink. 'I'm just fucking with you,' he grinned. 'Actually, it's apparently from the Gospel of Thomas. Made famous in that film Stigmata . Did you ever watch that? Cracking movie. Great cast. The message behind it was all a load of shit obviously, but still a damn good watch.' 'You're mad,' I whispered, staring at him. 'Here I am, thinking I'm the one going insane, but it's you.'

Phone in and tell us if you know. ‘Here is our Baltimore bible expert, Randy Nelson. Randy, tell us what the bible quote was.’ Camera swings to Randy, who looks more like a country singer than a bible expert. ‘Well, Todd, John 7:53, verses 8 to11, refer to the passage where the Lord forgives the adulteress. The unidentified woman tells us the Lord’s message “is shit”. Seems she has issues with the Lord’s decision. Jesus said, “Let he who is without sin, throw the first stone” She sure threw the first punch.’

I see,” I said, feigning understanding. “So, now, having and enjoying sex makes a girl a slut.” “That’s not what I meant,” Kaylee defended quickly, suddenly self-conscious; something I figured had to do with that whole feminism parade she had going on a few months ago. “Then what do you mean?” “Well that… that uh…” But it was another voice that helped her out – Hailey Johnson, the leader of the school's church group. “No one is implying anything here, Stephanie. But according to the Bible, sexual immorality is something detestable to the Lord. And it is not too late for all who’ve been misled towards such path to change.” For someone who wasn’t implying anything, she sure implied a lo

He wanted to know everything about Thalia already. Koin took a deep breath "I..just don't understand? How can you believe in the Bible? in..a human God who would probably say we're demons? everything we are is.." He had been looking at the water so her quiet laugh somewhat startled him. He peered over to her, and she tipped her head to the side a bit "I have a question for you now." He shrugged "But...you didn't answer mine?"