Bible Thumper Meme Novels & Stories

I cried again while grunting in anger and frustration. “Bible… won’t to be there for you, the man you worship… huh! He stole your life when you were seven” he spoke just to catch my attention as it sounded stupid since I never knew a guy named Bible existed back then. I rolled my eyes at him not bothering what he meant. I can’t be stupid and let him convince me that Bible is my enemy. I mean why would I believe such irrational things?

I didn't know if he wanted to sound humorous but I wasn't buying that anymore. "The Bible says do not argue, twist or change the words of the scripture, exceptions cannot be made father, as the homosexuals from hell go back to their dwelling place isn't hating on your neighbor a sin, isn't wishing ill, thinking ill, saying bad things upon your neighbor a sin" My voice echoed through the chapel with conviction.

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“I swear you’re bi, Meme” “Bitch, I’d be bi for you and only you”, Meme says through her continuous laughing and winks at Amory, who throws a pillow at her. “I’m joining the alphabet mafia, bitches”, she squeals. When we look at her confused, she says, “you know LBGTQ, and I dunno all the rest of the letters and symbols that go along with it. But you know what I mean”! “There is something seriously wrong with you, Mems”, Amory says to her, but she just shrugs.

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Thank God. “You fucking bastard!”

"Yes?" "Then what did you make of the teaching against revenge or tits for tats? It's in the Bible. " I batted my lashes at him in amusement as I stared at his face with the help of the thin moonlight that was seeping through the curtains. "The same Bible also said an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth and as you can see, I just made use of it." " That's the old testament, Christ came, Leona. Nobody does that anymore. You should upgrade on your scanty Bible knowledge."

Phone in and tell us if you know. ‘Here is our Baltimore bible expert, Randy Nelson. Randy, tell us what the bible quote was.’ Camera swings to Randy, who looks more like a country singer than a bible expert. ‘Well, Todd, John 7:53, verses 8 to11, refer to the passage where the Lord forgives the adulteress. The unidentified woman tells us the Lord’s message “is shit”. Seems she has issues with the Lord’s decision. Jesus said, “Let he who is without sin, throw the first stone” She sure threw the first punch.’

In my defense, I'm doing a service to humanity. I lift my gaze toward my father. "Okay, according to this site, 'Bible Today'—what kind of name is that, anyway?—it says the poor possessed person should be tied up. Apparently, the evil spirit controlling their body—these are the exact words—tends to get violent at the sight of holy water, a cross, or a Bible." I look back at my dad, and we both turn simultaneously toward little Amanda, who’s smiling at us, completely clueless.