The Baby Clause
But I also had a fully paid, custom-commissioned cake threatening to go soft at the edges, and the invoice to prove it.
The moment I reached the grand double-door entrance, a man in a sleek black suit and a headset stepped into my path. He had the kind of expression that said he’d rather be anywhere else. Probably cleaning the chandelier crystals with a toothbrush. While blindfolded.
“Invitations only,” he said without blinking.
“I’m the baker,” I said, already out of breath. “I have a delivery for the Blackwood party, custom triple-tier cake. Macadamia praline base. Your client will flip if this....”