Black Humor Jokes

Niat hati ingin mengubah nasib dengan ikut temannya pergi bekerja ke kota, Widuri malah menjadi korban penipuan oleh temannya tersebut. Bukannya mendapat pekerjaan seperti yang dijanjikan, ia justru dijual oleh temannya pada pria hidung belang. Widuri yang sadar sudah tertipu berusaha untuk melarikan diri, namun usahanya gagal dan justru membawa ia pada sebuah peristiwa yang akan mengubah hidupnya untuk selamanya.

You don't belong here," he said coldly and dismissively “you barely belong in your own pack. What made you think you deserve to step into mine" I tried to reach for his arm but he glared at it and I retreated slowly. “Killian… What's going on? You said I belonged with you…” " That was before I realized what you really are..” Now he leaned closer, voice lowering to a cruel whisper. “An orphaned nobody clinging to a mate bond because you have nothing else to live for. Did you even think that I wanted someone like you?” Ayla spent her life overlooked in her pack, fighting for a place that was never truly hers. On the night she finally turns eighteen, everything changes—her first shift, a breathtaking Alpha who claims her, and a future that suddenly feels possible. Until she is rejected unknowingly by her mate's twin. Heartbroken and betrayed, Ayla flees into the human world and builds a new identity far from the pain she left behind. For years, she believes she has finally escaped her past. But the past has not forgotten her. A message arrives. A warning follows. And the life Ayla built begins to unravel piece by piece. When destiny circles back she must embrace her true identity but not as Ayla Rowan or Elara Ross but as someone more powerful.

She lives on her own terms. He’s living on borrowed time. Neither of them planned on falling—especially not for each other. Blue has made a life out of leaving. Her summer is all dusty boots, soft sunsets, and smoky guitar covers shared with millions of followers from the back of her boho van. Portland was supposed to be a quick visit—just her best friend, a short-term gig harvesting,, and a little time to breathe.But then there’s Teddy.He’s the brooding, blue-eyed lead singer of No Name, the local grunge band with a sound that hits like a bruise and a smile that makes her forget how to breathe. He’s wild onstage and guarded off of it, carrying secrets behind that slow-burning gaze. He’s everything she never wanted: complicated, magnetic, dangerous in a way that feels too good to ignore.What starts as stolen glances and flirtation under stage lights turns into something hotter, deeper, harder to walk away from.They come from different worlds—but under the heat of a summer that feels endless, they collide in all the wrong ways that somehow feel right.And the only thing harder than falling for him… is trusting he won’t break her.

Five years ago, Sienna Blake had a whirlwind romance with Damian Cavendish, a ruthless billionaire known for his cold heart and untouchable power. But when she discovered she was pregnant, she left without a word, knowing he would never choose love over his empire.   Now, fate throws them together again when Sienna is hired as the interior designer for Damian’s newest luxury hotel. She does everything to keep their son a secret—until Damian discovers the truth.   Betrayed and furious, Damian demands full custody. But as they are forced to spend time together, sparks fly once again. Old wounds resurface, and Damian begins to wonder: did he make the biggest mistake of his life by letting Sienna go?   When an unexpected enemy threatens their future, they must decide—can they trust each other again, or will their past destroy them for good?  

Bianca was born a rogue—an outsider who learned early that survival meant making herself useful. When she saved Alpha Matthew Morrison's life twice, she thought she'd finally found someone who saw her value. Instead, she became his obligation, his duty, the wife he married because honor demanded it, not because his heart did. For four years, Bianca tried to earn Matthew's love through service, through healing, through being the perfect Luna and mother to their son, Theo. She told herself that someday he would see her, truly see her, and choose her. Then Mia came back—Matthew's first love, his true mate in all but name—with a terminal illness and a bucket list of dreams she wanted to fulfill before she died. . Now Matthew demands the ultimate sacrifice: Bianca must risk her life, her healing abilities, and her future to cure the woman who's already taken everything from her. When Bianca discovers that Mia's "terminal illness" is built on lies and manipulation, she realizes the truth—she was never the wife, never the Luna, never the mother in Matthew's eyes. She was always just the rogue girl convenient enough to save and use. But Bianca is done being convenient. She's done sacrificing herself for a man who'll never love her. She's done watching another woman live her life while she fades into the background. Armed with evidence of Mia's deception and divorce papers hidden in plain sight, Bianca prepares to do what she should have done four years ago—walk away before they destroy her completely. The only question is: will Matthew sign away their bond before he realizes what he's losing, or will Bianca's carefully constructed escape plan crumble when the man who never loved her suddenly can't bear to let her go?

Alyn adalah asisten setia Felix Putra Wijaya, CEO dari perusahaan tempatnya bekerja. Namun, sebuah kesalahan yang tidak terduga mengubah hidupnya secara drastis. Dalam pernikahan rahasia mereka, Alyn harus menanggung penghinaan dan perlakuan buruk dari keluarga Felix. Meskipun selalu direndahkan, Alyn tidak pernah menunjukkan kelemahannya. Di balik senyum dan kesabarannya, ia menyimpan identitas rahasia yang tidak diketahui oleh siapa pun, termasuk Felix, suaminya. Siapa sebenarnya Alyn? Dan bagaimana ia akan menghadapi keluarga Wijaya yang begitu berkuasa?

She was in love and was willing to work it out even with the obvious red flags. But when she ran into Gregory, a smart, business-centered, Billionaire with two kids in a not so peculiar circumstance. She realized that she deserved better than she was getting in her current relationship. Falling in love with Gregory was the easiest thing in the world. He was kind, understanding, caring, loving and a romantic. Just the type of man Rosie wanted. But there was the Age-gap that might hinder their love for each other. And, there was also the big overwhelming secret between both families that Rosie had no knowledge of. Love wasn't enough anymore. What do you think the future holds for the lovebirds?

After losing everything she holds dear, Lena stands at a crossroads—trust her nemesis or embrace her hero. Two men, two paths and one life-changing choice. Which will she choose?

I grew up calling him Uncle. My father’s best friend. The man who built an empire, a billionaire everyone feared in business… but who always softened around me. Now I’m no longer a little girl. And when I return home, his eyes linger too long, his voice dips too low, and his touch makes me burn in ways that should never happen. He promised my father he’d protect me. But the way he looks at me now? Protection is the last thing on his mind. I know he’s dangerous. Older. Forbidden. But every time we’re alone, the walls close in and the line we can’t cross begins to blur. If my father ever finds out, it will destroy everything. But what if I don’t care anymore? Because when a billionaire this powerful decides he wants you… How long can you resist before you’re his?

Isang arrange marriage ang naging kasal nila Diane at Sevy. Nag iisang tagapagmana si Sevy Montefalco sa Montefalco group of Companies. Kung gaano ka yaman si Sevy Montefalco, ganun rin kahirap si Diane Monteseno. Apo ng matagal na hardinero ng mga Montefalco si Diane at ng bago maaksidente ang mga magulang ni Sevy nakatadhana na si Diane na ipakasal dito. Pero paano kung ang kasal na yon ang magiging dahilan ng pagkawasak ng puso ni Diane at ng kanyang matinding kalungkutan?Kasal nga siya pero ni minsan di naman siya kayang pakisamahan ng lalaking kanyang pinakasalan. Hanggang sa umabot sa puntong ibinaliktad ng panahon ang kanilang sitwasyon. Si Diane na nangungulila sa pagmamahal ng kanyang asawang si Sevy ay naging partner niya bilang Fuck buddy. Paano tatakasan ni Diane ang lihim niyang pagmamahal Kay Sevy? Mananatili ba siya bilang Fucking buddy?O mananatili siya bilang asawang nagmamahal kay Sevy?