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And then our tour guide showed up.
"Duuuuuude, welcome to paradise!"
A tall, bronzed man with waist-length blonde hair jogged up to us, grinning like he'd just won a surfing competition. His bright red puffer jacket was half-unzipped, and underneath, he had a thermal top on. He also had a pair of ski goggles perched on his forehead.
"The name's Steve Blake," he announced, slapping his palms together. "Your one-stop shop for all things extreme sports, hot vacations, and, best of all—fun."