Novel & Cerita Boring Meme

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

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, Meme stutters out through her giggles, causing Loyalty’s laugh to grow louder. “Okay, haha! I haven’t had sex in three years. Funny”, Loyalty finally says. “Let’s move on, Meme”! “Neither have I”, I mumbled, and I swear so did Jonny! Meme just rolls her eyes at all of us and continues!

Jayce asked. "They are keeping me overnight for observation even though I'm fine and other people need the beds," Lexi said with a sigh. She didn't want to be there. It was boring, the television only got three channels and the sheets were so crispy it was hard to sleep. "It's like being stuck in the nineties. I had to watch a re-run of Countryfile last night." "Oh geez," Jayce said, picking up the pillow. "Shall I just end it now? Put you out of your misery?"

"I've been obsessed with you since freshman year, Oakley. I bullied you because I was confused. I still am" "I didn't know what to do with it. I'm not even gay. Fuck I'm not even straight. The only thing in the last four years that's gotten me hard, was you. The only thing I cared about was you. I was shitty, I was so shitty. I was confused, and my dad- that doesn't matter, but I took it out on you. I should have never done that. I was immature... childish. All of it. But I'm sorry Oakley. I'm so sorry"

Sarai Navarro Ever wished your life was different? I want to experience love, but I want someone who is crazy, someone who loves adventures, someone who can make me feel alive. Right now, I'm just existing, I'm plain, boring. My life consist in, school, house and hang out with my best friend, Jaxson. We're both social outcast.

So I pulled out my phone again, this time scrolling through my saved folder labeled “EMERGENCY GIGGLES.” I found a meme I knew would work. A sketchy cartoon cat trying to play a grand piano with arms that were way too short. It was dumb. Like, impressively dumb. “Look at this,” I said, turning the screen toward him. He glanced at it. Blinked. Then let out a snort. “That’s so stupid,” he said. “But you smiled.” “No, I didn’t.” “You totally did.” He rolled his eyes, took a long sip of juice, then bumped his shoulder into mine. “Okay. Maybe I did.”

I didn’t have the words to say; not only because I knew they were a lie, but because I just for the life of me could not bring myself to say them for the sake of it. Instead, I rolled my eyes, then shoved my phone into my pocket. Maya gave me a discreet smile, then grabbed me by my arm. “Tell me, who’s the boy making you smile like this?” “B-boy?” I let out a sound that felt and sounded both like a scoff and a chuckle; even though it came out airy and forced. “There’s no b-boy…I just…it was a simple meme; that’s all.” I rolled my eyes for good measure, then shoved my phone into the pocket of my uniform’s skirt. That, however, only seemed to make her even more suspicious.