Boring Meme Novels & Stories

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I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Because boring is better than dead. At least, it used to be.

Mentions, messages, tags. My stomach tightened as I opened one. It was a meme caricature of my old picture. There was a poop emoji on top of my head, my brown eyes were replaced with a red laser, and a boldly written text on the picture said ‘SLUT’. I groaned and locked my phone immediately. But it was too late. I’d already seen it. Another buzz. Then another. Curiosity got the better of me again. I saw a particular message from a private page in my DM.

I threw on a pair of denim shorts and a loose, oversized shirt, then towel-dried my hair before flopping face-first onto my bed with a sigh. Grabbing my phone, I opened F******k and started mindlessly scrolling through my feed. Memes, selfies, random videos. Some made me chuckle. Others made me wonder why I still had certain people on my friends list. Sometimes, I’d pause to watch reels, especially the ones about food or travel. They were oddly relaxing. But once the boredom kicked in, I decided, screw it—I’ll just take a nap.

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

After a minute, a message popped. "So they told you. You call me awful. Lol. What would you call your mate whom you're too blind to see his faults? If knowing he doesn't love you is not enough for you to leave him and come back to me, then hear this: What if I told you that I can prove to you he's not after making you happy? Do you think receiving a rejection letter from your clinic just happened? Or do you think I was the only one who hated seeing you around Collins? Ask your darling mate to tell you what he did to make sure you get that rejection mail."

A bіrthdау nоtіfісаtіоn рорѕ up іn mу еmаіl bоx. Wіthоut F******k, I рrоbаblу wouldn’t remember аnуоnе’ѕ bіg dау, so I head on tо the ѕіtе, mаkе the аррrорrіаtе encouraging соmmеntѕ, and end uр distracting mуѕеlf wіth some mеmоrіеѕ from thе раѕt. Looking thrоugh photos mаkеѕ me mеlаnсhоlу.

"Do what will make you comfortable around him. You can spend the entire day video gaming if you deem it fine by you or you can spend it at the park, or just reading books, whatever it is." Mimie made a face, "Who reads bo-books on dates? Even I who is con-considered the most boring and book con-conscious girl in th-the entire school can't peep that." Gianna laughed out loud, "You're not boring, especially not the 'most boring' in the entire school. There's Fannie, remember?" Mimie joined, "Oh my God, d-don't mention her. She-she can literally put an-anything breathing to sleep."