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He dropped his hands to the side, stepping away, and he voiced. “I’m not sure about having you fucking countless men, Marianne, unless you have chosen to become a whore who is more than willing to please another man’s dick instead of just pleasing one.” He smiled, pushing his hair from his face. I made the conscious decision not to let his words bother me, as it wasn't worth the stress. I said, which got him annoyed further. “I rather please a thousand dicks than yours. So do what you want to me, but I will never marry you.” He suddenly brought out a gun, playfully staring at it and he hint “Not even in a death and life situation.” He aimed the gun directly at me and I took a bold step by moving to him and I pressed my head against the gun. “Then kill me. It has always been my dream to escape from this nightmare.” I was playing with fire, but I won’t back off until we both get burnt. “Pull the trigger.” I breathe. He breath. Both our eyes locked. ****** Kidnapped and sold to a psychopath, a man who finds solace in seeing her in pain while she grips on her remaining hopes of escaping. Marianne finds herself trapped in this endless nightmare with a man who claims to love her by bringing her pain. ***** Trigger warning; This story is not for light-hearted people. Involves very disturbing sex content.

A successful marriage is a big dream for every woman out there. Wanting the so-called-perfect-family. Pero magiging perpekto ba ang lahat kung sa mali nagsimula? Magiging totoo kaya ang relasyon nila? O mananatiling nakabase sa kontrata ang lahat? Magiging sapat ba ang tiwala at pagmamahal? Para sa mga pagsubok na ibibigay? May malalaking rason na darating para bitawan isa't isa pero maraming bagay na magpapatunay na walang makatutumbas sa isang tunay na pag ibig. Will the the love they had will be enough for them to stay in each other's arms? Or Will they let the destiny break their marriage? Maybe their story started as unwanted but will they let it ended by their broken vows?

"Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart, got lost in the game.” I close my eyes; I am enjoying the sun on my face and the wind in my hair. The sound of my voice echoing across the fields. Then I open my eyes; I am scared out of my mind by someone standing over me. "Where did you come from?! You should not creep up on people!" "I can ask you the same thing, what the hell are you doing out here?" His eyes run over my body, and I can see amusement build in his smile. "I never thought I would see the day that I find a clearly lost woman in a wedding dress in the back seat of a car singing to Britney Spears." Tyler Moore is the Sheriff of a small town far out from the city. With a body that is carved to perfection, this soft-spoken man should not be underestimated. Even though he is elegant and yet powerful, there is far more than lives underneath the façade that he brings. Jenna Davis, a girl that decides to leave her husband at the altar, runs away to the small little town where Tyler lives. She gets stuck on the side of the road in nothing but an empty tank, a wedding dress, and singing to Britney Spears. Tyler is the one that finds the poor damsel on the side of the road. Even though he finds her situation amusing, he is immediately captivated by her. She pushes him to his limits and brings the danger that he craves, that he desires. The two soon send off on a whirlwind relationship, but there is one thing that Tyler refuses to give…his heart. Will Jenna ultimately win his heart?

Si Yuan, isang simpleng lalaking nangakong habambuhay mamahalin si Donna Angeles. Isang simpleng babaeng namuhay mag-isa. Nangako siya na habambuhay itong mamahalin subalit nagkaroon siya ng misyon. Kailangan niyang hanapin ang may-ari ng microchip kaya umalis siya at tumungo sa England. Sa pagdating niya doon sa England ay Microchip ang kaniyang nakita. Isang pag-ibig sa piling ni Mitch Madrigal, Anak ng kaniyang kaaway. Sa piling ni Mitch, pansamantala niyang nakalimutan ang lahat ng pangako niya sa Pilipinas, Nakalimutan niya si Donna. Pagkalipas ng Tatlong-taon ay masaya silang namuhay ni Mitch bilang mag-asawa pero hindi lahat ng pangako ay hindi natutupad. Isang araw nakarating sa kaniya ang balitang ginahasa si Donna at ngayon nga ay nagdadalang-tao ito. Nang gabing iyon ay tumawag ito sa kaniya at sa kasamaang palad ay si Mitch Madrigal ang nakasagot ng tawag na para sana sa kaniya. Hindi akalain ni Mitch na may kasintahan si Yuan sa Pilipinas at ang masakit ay nagdadalang-tao ito at hindi niya maatim na mamuhay nang payapa sa piling ni Yuan habang may batang lumaki ng walang ama. Sa boung buhay niya, palagi siyang nakatago at kinukutya ng kambal niya at hindi niya hahayaang may ibang batang makaranas nito kaya kahit na parang hinahati ang puso niya sa sobrang sakit ay pinili niyang palayain si Yuan. Pinili niyang sirain ni Yuan ang pangako nito sa kaniya kesa sa inosenteng bata.

When my husband, Drake Connor, posted a photo of me on social media, this random woman mistook me for his mistress. She confronted me in the street, a baby in her arms and a crowd of relatives and friends in tow, ready to teach me a lesson. "You shameless tramp! How dare you seduce my husband! "I’ll beat you to death, you disgusting woman!" The crowd beat me, smashed my car, and ripped my clothes. I left that encounter bruised and battered, suffering a concussion and a fractured arm. In the end, I called the police and demanded justice. I had a divorce agreement drawn up and threw it in Drake's face. "If it weren’t for me, you’d be begging in the streets! And now you dare to hide a woman and child from me? "Get out! Don’t expect a penny from me!"

Seorang putri dari mantan mafia yang telah lama diasingkan, terpaksa harus kembali ke Inggris untuk menjalani perjodohan yang telah diatur. Grassiela Stamford, begitu terkejut ketika mengetahui bahwa pria yang akan menjadi suaminya adalah lelaki asing yang pernah ia lihat belasan tahun silam. Mungkin pria itu tidak mengenalinya, mungkin juga pertemuan mereka dulu adalah sebuah kebetulan. Untuk pertama kalinya hati Grassiela berbunga. Namun seiring berjalannya rencana pernikahan, Grassiela menemukan fakta bahwa pria itu ternyata lebih licik dan lebih kejam dari dugaannya. "Aku bukan bagian dari orang-orang yang bisa kau kendalikan. Dan asal kau tahu, aku tidak akan pernah melupakan pertemuan ini," ucap Grassiela dingin bersama tatapan tajam pada pria di hadapannya. James Draxler berjalan mendekat. Tatapannya yang mendominasi membuat wanita itu menahan gugup. Lantas ia berkata di sela rahangnya yang mengetat, "jangan lupakan juga mengenai hubungan ini!" Murder and marriage Ambition and rapacious Manipulative and jealousy Wellcome to dark and hurt story BROKEN FLOWER Another side of agreement

Angel dan Ben menikah karena dijodohkan orang tua mereka. Angel tidak tahu jika Ben sudah memiliki kekasih yang sangat dicintai laki-laki itu. Pada suatu malam Ben yang sedang mabuk meniduri Angel sampai Angel hamil. Namun, fitnah kejam kekasih Ben membuat Ben tidak percaya kalau anak yang dikandung Angel adalah anaknya. Bersama segala hinaan Angel pergi meninggalkan semuanya. Lalu mereka bertemu di masa depan dengan penyesalan yang tidak ada gunanya. Mampukah Ben meraih kembali hati Angel setelah kebenaran yang disembunyikan bertahun-tahun pada akhirnya terungkap?

Axen is no simpering mate who hangs around moaning about being rejected. It was unanimously agreed, from the moment the Bond between him and the future Alpha Ravy struck, that he was an unacceptable mate. He was only 15 at the time, a lowborn, and physically the antithesis of the famous Pureblood Pack. But no one took into account the fact that sometimes, the Bond, refuses to break. Axen is Hansome smart, and has a sharp tongue. He doesn't need the pack and he certainly doesn't need Ravy.

Bella Manuel, the overlooked Omega of the Greywolf Pack, has spent her life enduring the whispers, the ridicule, and the weight of knowing she will never be more than a background figure in her own pack. But when her long-awaited mate is revealed at a grand birthday celebration, she dares to hope—only to have her heart shattered. He rejects her in front of everyone, leaving her humiliated and broken. Determined not to be the weak, discarded Omega everyone expects her to be, Bella makes a bold choice—she will make him regret ever turning his back on her. But just as she begins to plot her revenge, fate throws an unexpected twist her way. The Moon Goddess, in her infinite wisdom, may have granted her something far greater than a cruel mate—something far more dangerous. A second chance mate. He is powerful. He is ruthless. And he is not fully wolf. Thrown into the path of a Hybrid feared across packs, Bella must decide whether to run from this terrifying new destiny or embrace the fire that burns between them. But is she truly ready to handle a mate whose darkness might consume her? Who is this Hybrid, and can Bella survive the force of his claim?

After I fainted from the pain, I learned the truth about my mate Kaelen’s position as Alpha of the Grayswood pack. He had inherited it from his older brother, who had died in battle. Not only did Kaelen take his brother's power, but he also inherited his brother's widow, the former Luna, Lydia. I wanted to reject him and break free from our mate bond, but Kaelen wouldn’t let me. He begged me with tears in his eyes and promised, "I have to bear a pup with Lydia to truly inherit the pack. Violetta, I swear that you're the only one I love. Once Lydia is with pup, you and I can finally be together openly!" That year, Kaelen spent 54 nights in Lydia’s bed. At first, it was once a month, but soon it became nearly every two days. Finally, after the 54th night, the news came that Lydia was carrying his pup. And that was when I finally gave up hope. But when I faked my death and escaped with our pup, Kaelen went mad. He didn't care about the Alpha title he had just obtained. He searched the world over for us, desperate to find me and our pup.