You're mine, brother.
Mostly because he was making me laugh despite myself.
“Oh, I’d love to,” he replied smoothly, leaning in so his voice dropped into something low and teasing.
“But I’m not your stepbrother, and apparently only forbidden dick gets you this worked up. Tragic for me, really. I’d be so good to you… I’d even let you scream my name without worrying about Mommy Dearest walking in.”
I shoved his shoulder, half-laughing, half-mortified, my face now definitely tomato-red. “You’re the worst friend ever.”